Here you go, anonymous internet surfer! I hope you enjoy it! Cos it's pretty crap!
You know me, I'm the freakin' freestyler
World record holder, magazine smiler
I kick the ass of all them cheaters
Lets see Fiddy swim the 50 metres
I had the hottest girl in the game
Swimming tight in my lane
So she kissed Michael Phelps -
I'll kick yo ass Michael Phelps!
I didn't sing that other Eamon song
but y'all won't mind if I sing along,
"**** all those presents they didn't mean jack,
"**** you Steph, I don't want you back."
Okay, so that's not all true
I'm here for when Phelps falls through,
I got silver, he may got gold,
But my Rice pudding is best served cold
Don't get me started on Alain Bernard
Frenchman ugly like a Saint Bernard
You got the medal, I got second,
But watch your back playa I'm a force to be reckoned
For all the haters who think they so brainy
Y'all tools are "special" like Bruce McAveney
For all the rest I just got this lil sayin'
"See you in London bitches - don't mess with Eamon."
Heh heh heh okay, so I found that fun to write. And I hope people remember the song by a guy called Eamon, "F*** it, I Don't Want You Back"... cos if you don't then part of the third verse doesn't make any sense. I'm not a rap lyricist, this much is obvious. But more rappers need to diss Bruce McAveney in songs, so I'm prepared to lead the way on that one. And I thought I should add a picture of him looking badass to complete it. In closing, I apologise to my girlfriend for all the pain and embarrassment this might cause.
Edit: What about this as the single cover?
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