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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Homeless in Holland

Where do I start?


Well, to make a long story short, I'll say this: things fell through.  


Shortly after arriving in Holland my host mother began processing the necessary resident's permit in order for me to stay and work for a year as her aupair.  It takes a few weeks to process things, and
as it turns out, I am too old by Dutch law (I must be under 26, not "26 or under").  It was a huge oversight on the part of the agency I hired to place me because I checked and double checked that exact question. Needless to say, I'm mad, and very disappointed that my overseas experience got cut short so abruptly over something so small. 

The last week I've been couch surfing with some very generous friends, and I plan to do that for one week more while I chase a job here... but chances are good that I will be back in Portland by September.


Cheers to adventures in Europe!

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Friday, July 30, 2010

My Three Songs: 07/30/10

  1. Bad Company - Shooting Star
  2. Tesla - Modern Day Cowboy
  3. Lynyrd Skynyrd - The Ballad of Curtis Loew
THEME: Laurence Fishburne.  In addition to starring in Apocalypse Now, the Matrix trilogy, Boys N the Hood, and CSI, Fishburne also played "Cowboy Curtis" on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.  
Yeah, that's Morpheus.

Shunya Yamashita Alert



The popularity of Shunya Yamashita's art has exploded since his first book Sweet Dreams was released in 2005. It was followed up by Wild Flower in 2008 and countless cold cast statues and PVC figures.  

He has a distinct costume design style that is highly imaginative and always super cute. He's dabbled in game character design with several projects, the highest profile ones being Valkeryie Profile 2 and Final Fantasy XII.

Can't wait to check out the new book!

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That is all.

Wanted: professional early-rising non-smoker with liver of steel.

The bad news: you can't smoke at work.  You also can't drink coffee.  Or wear perfume or cologne.  And work starts at 6am (did I mention you can't have coffee?).

The good news: you get to drink vodka.  Scratch that - you have to drink vodka, because you are a professional vodka taster in Poland, sampling more than 20 bottles in an 8-hour shift.  Quite possibly the best job ever.  And that's only because I don't think there's a quality control job in the adult film industry.  If I'm wrong, sign me up for that one instead.

Meantime, read about a lucrative career in the liquor-drinking business at this link.

Conan the Barbarian: The Musical

Happy Birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger!
The fact that someone actually wrote and recorded songs for these is amazing...

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Confession Friday - I "HEART" Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay screams; he yells, he throws plates, he kicks garbage cans, he belittles wannabe head chefs.  He is a food snob to the nth degree.  He rides motorcycles.  He almost had a career as a professional soccer player until injuries sidelined him.  His use of curse words is notorious and he uses them like over-seasoning his food. He sports a killer British accent.  He cooks - really, really well.  He owns restaurants, lots and lots of restaurants, award winning establishments.  His face is craggy, manly, weathered and he looks older than his 44 years of age, at least to me.  But most of all.......


HE REEKS OF TESTOSTERONE.

Gordon Ramsay lives large.  I think the Dos Equis beer "most interesting man in the world" ads were actually modeled on Gordon Ramsay!  Even through the television screen, you can feel the energy pulsate when he enters the room.  He seems to be one of those people that has a tremendous life force.  I happened to catch him on HSN (Home Shopping Network) for the debut of his cooking items with them.  It seemed as though he could hardly tolerate hawking his wares to people he knew couldn't cook a decent meal if their lives depended on it.  The old phrase "nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs" perfectly describes his HSN debut, only Gordon Ramsay's cat personality is that of a mountain lion or panther.  I kept waiting for him to tell a caller "Bloody hell, piss off!"

He is married with 4 children.  I hope he is faithful to his wife and kids; I have no doubt he loves them, but the faithful part I'm not so sure about.  I also think that under the gruff exterior lies a generous heart.  In his  shows, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and the one that premiered Tuesday night - Master Chef, he shows his tender, giving side.  Was I the only one this week watching Hell's Kitchen that saw him get misty-eyed when he introduced the family members of the four remaining contestants who had come to visit for a short while? 

All I am saying is that even with my fear of motorcycles, Gordon Ramsay can give me a ride on the back of his anytime.  God, I love a man that can cook!

My Three Songs: 07/29/10

  1. Queen - Killer Queen
  2. Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
  3. Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55
THEME: Son of Sam.  The serial killer took his first victim on this day in 1976. 

Spartacus 1985: The Music Video

Turning the classic Spartacus into an 80's music video...

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Icelandic Goals

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Since I don't have time to blog this week (I'm going on a little trip), I'll just throw slap video on your screen. It's an Icelandic football (soccer) team doing goal-dances. I don't like to watch sports, but this had me laughing.

Here's also Krummavisur, very old Icelandic folk song sung in a very cool way by a German band called In Extermo. The singer sings in Icelandic, with a heavy German accent, but kudos for doing it anyway.

Aaaand...here's the original music, if interested. Hearing it always reminds me of vikings.

My Three Songs: 07/28/10

  1. Bad Company - Shooting Star
  2. Steve Earle - Copperhead Road
  3. Dokken - Dream Warriors
THEME: Star of the Road Warrior, Mel Gibson, who on this day four years ago was arrested for drunk driving... and also called the cop, "sugar t*ts," said he owned Malibu, and threw in some anti-Semitic rants.
Of course, Mel went to rehab and is all better n... oh, nevermind.

Fashions

Hugo Boss AG shares’ acquisition

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The Board of Directors of Valentino Fashion Group S.p.A., held today in Milan, has resolved to acquire from Red & Black ordinary shares, or 4.72% of the share capital and 9.26% of the voting rights. These shares correspond to the entire amount tendered in the voluntary takeover Offer promoted by Red & Black Lux S.à r.l. on Hugo Boss AG shares.
The consideration of the transaction was determined after the examination of the Internal Audit and Corporate Governance Committee and taking into account the fairness opinion expressed by the financial Advisor “Rothschild S.p.A.”, in €48.33 for each ordinary share and €43.45 for each preference share, for a total amount equal to €659.4 million.
The amounts correspond to those paid by Red & Black Lux S.àr.l. for the tender Offer launched on Hugo Boss AG. Valentino Fashion Group S.p.A. will finance the acquisition by means of credit lines granted by the banks financing the whole operation.
In order to simplify the Corporate chart and gather in one company all the shares held in the German company, the shares to be acquired will be successively contributed by Valentino Fashion Group S.p.A. to the subsidiary V.F.G. International N.V., with a rational increase of €659.4 million of the share premium reserve of the contributing company. At the closing of the operation, V.F.G. International N.V. will globally hold no. 31,563,471 ordinary shares, equal to 44.83% of the share capital and 88.02% of the voting rights, and no. 19,092,841 preference shares, equal to 27.12% of the share capital.
The impact of the transaction on the Group consolidated financial statements will result in  an increase of the net financial debt by €659.4 million and a decrease of the minority  interest net equity, determined with reference to the Hugo Boss net equity as at 30 September 2007, and in an excess cost which will be allocated at the end of the current  fiscal year.

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Chewbacca Riding a Giant Squirrel While Fighting Nazis

Exactly what it said...

Total Recall: The Musical

Continuing this week's videos of great movies turned into something else entirely...

A new addition to the blog - What's in a Word?

I love words, or rather, the SOUND that certain words make and the mental snapshots that a single word can bring to the imagination.  I like the combination of words, the richness of language and how some words and phrases roll so easily off the tongue.  Some words are like dessert....rich and full and worth savoring.

“Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap” ~ George Bernard Shaw

So, with that said, I am announcing that each month I will feature "My Word of the Month."  There are some scrapbooking internet divas that pick one single, solitary word for an entire year to feature in their layout pages or in their journaling.  It seems to me that a year is an awful long time to stick with just one word since there are so many to choose from!  Ten words for a decade? 25 words for a quarter of a century?  Either they are extremely limited in their vocabulary or decidely restrictive in choosing.  For me, I would get bored thinking about the same word for 365 days.  I simply cannot be faithful to one word for that long a time.  In thinking about it, I may have a problem concentrating on a word for even a 30 day stretch, so understand that I may pontificate (now there's a word to chew on) on more than one word every month.  The way I see it, this is my blog and I have no hard and fast rules about what I write about, so there!

Be on the lookout for my word for August.  And, yes, this was a terrible, blatant tease to build some anticipation. 

Stay tuned......

Things and stuff!

Is it weird that I'm SUPER excited about this movie based on the fact that two actors I think are awesome are in it?? It is weird, isn't it.
Battleship will be directed by Peter Berg, who previously helmed superhero movie Hancock. True Blood actor Alexander Skarsgård and Taylor Kitsch of Friday Night Lights will star as brothers who must protect the world from invasion. Both will play naval offices, although Kitsch’s character will be wilder than Skarsgard’s.
Rihanna is in it too. Rihanna, Riggins and Eric Northman. VS ALIENS. ON A BATTLESHIP.

- Scissor Sisters perform with a special guest. Would have been a good show.

- Christina Hendricks a great role model for girls, says British MP.

- Daniel Craig to star in remake of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Why? The Swedish version was really good, if supersupersupersuper intense in one particular scene.

- iPad owners are "over-achieving, selfish elites."
IPAD owners are six times more likely to be wealthy, highly educated and sophisticated 30-50 year olds who value power and achievement. They're also selfish and unkind, according to a survey of 20,000 people conducted by US consumer research firm MyType.
Heh heh heh.

- Lauryn Hill! Lauryn Hill! Returns with a song!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

My Three Songs: 07/27/10

  1. Foreigner - Feels Like the First Time
  2. Electric Boys - All Lips n' Hips
  3. The Cars - Just What I Needed
Theme: The First Electric Car.  Tested for the first time in Boston on this day in... 1888.  Yep, you read that right - 1888. 

 Thomas Edison and an electric car in 1913 (courtesy of the National Museum of American History)

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack... and boogers and mold and rat feces.

Mmm... enjoy that ballpark frank with a side of relish and e.coli.  This week ESPN posted the inspection reports from vendors at all MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL venues.  And the results are not good.

Lambeau Field
Green Bay Packers
Vendors with critical violations: 18%
Inspection report excerpt: Two locations were cited after inspectors found an employee who "did not wash hands after blowing nose or eating food prior to handling customer food or ice."

Miller Park
Milwaukee Brewers
Vendors with critical violations: 33%
Inspection report excerpt: Mold was growing in ice machines at six locations.
So just remember that you've got a 1-in-5 chance of getting some dude's slobber on your nachos next time you're at a Packers game, and a 1-in-3 chance that your soda is being cooled with fungus when you're cheering on the Brewers.

By comparison, Wrigley Field had zero violations, despite the fact that I have to pee in a trough every time I buy bleacher tickets. 12% of vendors at Soldier Field had violations, almost all due to a lack of hot water. But I'd rather deal with cold water than a snot-covered bratwurst any day.

Check out the complete list here.

And remember to never, ever, under any circumstances eat anything in Florida.  Or at a Wizards game.

Rambo: The Musical

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Monday, July 26, 2010

My Three Songs: 07/26/10

  1. Van Halen - Somebody Get Me A Doctor
  2. The Doors - People are Strange
  3. Journey - Stone in Love
Theme: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
The film's director, Stanley Kubrick, was born on this day in 1928.  And just for fun...

30 Years of Caddyshack

 Caddyshack premiered July 25, 1980 - 30 years ago today.  So to celebrate, enjoy this link to 30 Things You May Not Know about Caddyshack. And of course this little piece of video genius.



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Red Doors


I can't say why, in particular, but I am partial to houses with red front doors.
   According to my research, red doors symbolize different things in different cultures.  In fung shei, a red door creates an atmosphere for prosperity, and in China, doors are painted red for the New Year to invite happiness and good luck into the home.  Ireland's red doors ward off evil spirits and ghosts.  For Catholics, red church doors embody the blood of Christ and the area beyond the door is holy, thus the symbol of sanctuary, a safe haven for all.  Lutheran churches have red doors which represent Martin Luther's posting of his 95 Theses.  The red doors of Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany is the site where Martin Luther forever changed the face of Christianity, thus beginning the Reformation.  In the American colonies, red doors symbolized hospitality.  There is also a tradition that a red front door means the mortgage has been paid off! 

   Red doors make me feel good.  Houses  with red doors make me want to see inside.  Who lives there, what do the owners do, how is it decorated?  I have been fortunate to own two homes with red doors... lucky in that the exterior colors of the houses look good with red doors.  Come to think of it, my first house and my current home share the common denominator of being painted gray and that makes the red front door just pop!  I wish I had a red door because my house is paid off, but alas, sadly, that is not and never has been the case.

   I hope that my red door conveys a welcome atmosphere.  I want people to feel comfortable and for guests to know that my house should be filled with laughter and fun and love.  When I wear red, it gives me a mental boost and I feel friendlier, more outgoing and less introverted.  My home should be the same.  This weekend was the perfect example.  Two daughters, one son-in-law and the Fab 5 filled the house to capacity.  Kids underfoot, playing inside and out, gave the house such energy!  There was lots of joking and a kick-back attitude.  It was the best time a mom and grandmom could have!

   I understand that all doors cannot be red doors.  Not all homes can sport a red door, nor would their owners be comfortable with a door that says, "hey, look at me!". Some people don't like the color of red, period. But maybe if there were more red doors, our world would be a little less serious and a little more fun. 

    When I die, if the exit has a door, I hope that door is red or that heaven's door is red.  It would be a clear sign to me that crossing over to the other side isn't so bad, that there is fun and comfort and sanctuary there, too. 

    Have you given much thought to what color your front door is painted and why?  Let me know what color it is or what color you wish it were!  Most of all,  I hope you find lots of red doors in your life to ward off evil spirits, invite prosperity into your world, find sanctuary or hospitality, or just because you like red!  Whatever the reason, here's to red doors!

    

The Second Book

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Goodness! Having the boys at home for their summer vacation is draining every ounce of energy from my mind. I meant to blog more often, but whenever I get a break, I just want to sleep or lie on the sofa and stare at the ceiling. Three year olds are loud, energetic, and attention suckers. I do hope you'll forgive me if my blogs seem a bit detached. Two more weeks to go...which means a month to go for Uni. Yup, that's right: I'm leaving a well paid job to go back to University in hope of pursuing my dream of becoming an author.

Since I've already had a two week break from the querying and writing, I've been re-thinking things a little. When the boys go to kindergarten again, I'll have two weeks until Uni starts (majoring in English this time, already have a bachelor's in marketing and administration). I could do what I was doing two weeks before the boys had their vacation: sit at the computer and read articles etc. and keep dreaming, or I could start writing the second book of the series. I think I'll go with the latter.

I'm both curious to see how the second book unravels, and I also think it's important to start writing it so that a) I can say that I'm already well on my way with the second book if I do get an agent interested, b) writing is fun and it's important to use the little time I have left to cram in as much writing as I can (I wrote the first manuscript in a month, so I should be able to get at least half of the book done in two weeks), and c) if I can't get a deal, I will feel more optimistic about e-publishing, because I've already started on the second book.

There's one other thing I haven't considered much, and that is to query publishers. There are many writers who query publishers first and then find an agent if they find an interested publisher. The other way would be more ideal, since the agent can negotiate the deal, but I think it would probably be easier to find an agent if you already have a contract ready to be signed from a publisher. Once I'm back at Uni, I'll probably spend some time compiling a list of publishers -- ones who consider unsolicited material. There's the problem, really, and the main reason writers try to get an agent first: not all publishers will consider manuscripts if the writers have no agent. This has put some unfair shift of work on the agents. Now it is they who have to sieve through the query letters, which seems more logical work for the publishers.

Anyway, as soon as the boys are back at kindergarten, I'll sit down and draft the second book. I already have readers related to me who are waiting for the continuum.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

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Saturday, July 24, 2010

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ZOMBIE IF???


  1. For a late night snack you have a craving for brain pudding instead of ice cream and pickles.(still might be all if you're a pregnant zombie)
  2. You start grunting a lot and pointing instead of speaking words. (more than just being in the bathroom)
  3. You drag your feet a lot while walking.
  4. Hygiene and using the bathroom are a thing of the past.
  5. You turn gray and green, your hair falls out occasionally, your teeth rot, and you become boney BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!
  6. You tend to sleep walk a lot with your eyes open.
  7. Hang out at the mall  to be with your dead friends. (I might be thinking of teenagers)
  8. Sometimes find a gutter to sleep in. ( more comfortable because you really don't care, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!)
  9. Lose different body parts over time. ( ears, eyes, fingers, toes, hair, etc....)
  10. Often find yourself rummaging through the trash at the county dump. (almost like dumpster diving, except on a bigger scale!)
  11. The last time you changed clothes was 3 or 4 weeks ago.(imagine wearing the same underwear for that long period of time, oops I could be wrong.  Athletes do that if they're on a hitting or winning streak, don't want to mess with MOJO!!)

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Barcelona Beach

After spending an entire week in Barcelona, I felt incredibly happy just to be alive.  I saw so many amazing buildings, met a lot of people, ate great food, and soaked in the sun at the beach.
Jackie and I - our first trip to the beach!

The Barca beach is not like any I've been to in America.  The beach is packed with people and it's very lively!  There are restaurants, bars and clubs all along the beach, and lots of people wandering around in the sand selling things.  


There's something of a song with all the people selling things.  And forgive the blatant stereo-types, but it's unavoidably noticable that certain ethnic groups are selling certain things.

First, there's the ever-present beverage seller.  Indian and Middle-eastern men walked up and down the beach with small coolers and refreshing beverages, "cerveza, beer, agua, water, fanta"  that just keeps repeating as if it's a programmed voice on a loop. The list of their offerings gets much longer if and when they stop to proposition you personally.  "Beer? Water? Fanta? Hash? Weed? Cocaine? "...wow. 
The next ever-present player in this landscape is the massage ladies.  Asian women walked around with their oils and a medical diagram to show you that you can choose a back massage or full-body.  "Masaje? Masaje?"  If they paused to ask you directly, it's not unlikely for them to tell you "very nice masaje" as they rub your shoulders to talk you in to it.  For 5 euros, my answer was "Si, por favor!!!"

Add to the choir of voices the coconut guy!  An old man with fresh coconut in a basket shouting "Co-co nut! Co-co nut! Co-co nut!".  Awesome.

And my favorite: the doughnut guy.  He's a French dude who carries a triangle, and sings little ditties as he runs (yes runs) around the beach with a pyramid of doughnuts on top of his head!  

Doughnut guy with his huge stack of doughnuts!

I loved it here!  The Mediterranean Sea is salty enough that you're super buoyant.  So when I got tired of the crowds, I just went and floated in the clear blue sea for a while!

 

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