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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

CAT EARS!

I can actually do this with my voice and have done this to my cats before seeing this video. I am glad I'm not the only one who does this.

Sexy Pop Singer Jennifer Lopez - J.Lo.

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Jennifer Lynn Lopez (born July 24, 1969), popularly nicknamed J.Lo, is an American Golden Globe-nominated actress, Grammy Award-nominated singer, record producer, dancer, fashion designer and television producer. She is the richest person of Latin American descent in Hollywood according to Forbes, and the most influential Hispanic entertainer in the U.S. according to People en EspaƱol's list of "100 Most Influential Hispanics".

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Starting in 1999, Lopez released seven albums, including two number one albums on the Billboard 200 charts and four Billboard Hot 100 number one singles. She won the 2003 American Music Award for Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist and the 2007 American Music Award for Favorite Latin Artist. She has appeared in numerous films, and has won ALMA Awards for outstanding actress for her work in Selena, Out of Sight, and Angel Eyes. She parlayed her media fame into a fashion line and various perfumes with her celebrity endorsement.


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Media attention has also focused on her personal life. She has had high-profile relationships with Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, Sean Combs, Ben Affleck, and Marc Anthony. Her first children, fraternal twins named Max and Emme, were born on February 22, 2008.

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Hollywood Sexy Queen Jessica Alba

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Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

jessica_alba_sexy_wallpapersAlba appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted AskMen.com's number one on their list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. Alba has won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress (TV) for her acting in the series Dark Angel, though her acting has also been criticized, as she has been nominated for numerous Razzie Awards as well.


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Alba's charity work includes participation with Clothes Off Our Back, Habitat for Humanity, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, Project HOME, RADD, Revlon Run/Walk for Women, SOS Children Villages, Soles4Souls, and Step up. Alba endorsed Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama during the 2008 primary season.


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Alba posed for a bondage-themed print advertising campaign by Declare Yourself, a campaign encouraging voter registration among youth for the 2008 United States presidential election. The ads by photographer Mark Liddell, which feature Alba wrapped in and gagged with black tape, drew national media attention. Alba said of the advertisements, "It didn't freak me out at all."


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In 2008, Alba appeared in her first horror-film role in The Eye, a remake of the Hong Kong original. In February, she hosted the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences's Science and Technical Awards. Later in the year, she starred in The Love Guru. She has signed on to star in An Invisible Sign of My Own to be released in 2009.

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Make every day a Smile Day! 1st April brought to you by the Clown Doctors & Humour Foundation

Wednesday 1st April is Smile Day!
Brought to you by the Humour Foundation - creators of the Clown Doctors - please give generously to this wonderful programme that helps put smiles on the faces of sick children in hospitals throughout Australia. The Clown Doctors "dispense doses of fun & laughter" and help the children in our major hospitals take their minds of their illness and their extended stays in hospital. A great organisation and a great initiative - don't forget to spread the joy tomorrow and SMILE.
As my Nonna used to say: "if you see someone without a smile, cheer them up by giving them yours" x x x

Hollywood Most Sexiest Actress Angelina Jolie

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Angelina Jolie (born Angelina Jolie Voight on June 4, 1975) is an American film actor and a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN Refugee Agency. She has been cited as one of the world's most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. Jolie has received three Golden Globe Awards, two Screen Actors Guild Awards, and an Academy Award.

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Though she made her screen debut as a child alongside her father Jon Voight in the 1982 film Lookin' to Get Out, Jolie's acting career began in earnest a decade later with the low-budget production Cyborg 2 (1993). Her first leading role in a major film was in Hackers (1995). She starred in the critically acclaimed biographical films George Wallace (1997) and Gia (1998), and won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in the drama Girl, Interrupted (1999).

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Jolie achieved international fame as a result of her portrayal of video game heroine Lara Croft in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001), and since then has established herself as one of the best-known and highest-paid actresses in Hollywood. She has had her biggest commercial successes with the action-comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) and the animated film Kung Fu Panda (2008).


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Divorced from actors Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton, Jolie currently lives with actor Brad Pitt, in a relationship that has attracted worldwide media attention. Jolie and Pitt have three adopted children, Maddox, Pax, and Zahara, as well as three biological children, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne. Jolie has promoted humanitarian causes throughout the world, and is noted for her work with refugees through UNHCR.

Golden Globe And Oscar Award Winner A R Rahman



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Allah Rakha Rahman born January 6, 1966 in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India as A. S. Dileep Kumar) is an Indian film composer, record producer, musician and singer. His film scoring career began in the early 1990s. He has won thirteen Filmfare Awards, four National Film Awards, a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe and two Academy Awards.

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Working in India's various film industries, international cinema and theatre, by 2003, Rahman, in a career spanning over a decade, has sold more than 100 million records of his film scores and soundtracks worldwide, and sold over 200 million cassettes, making him one of the world's all-time top selling recording artists.

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Time Magazine has referred to him as the "Mozart of Madras" and several Tamil commentators have coined him the nickname Isai Puyal.


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Rahman was the 1995 recipient of the Mauritius National Award and the Malaysian Award for contributions to music. He was nominated for a Laurence Olivier Award for his first West-End production. A four-time National Film Award winner and conferred the Padma Shri from the Government of India, Rahman has also received six Tamil Nadu State Film Awards, thirteen Filmfare Awards and twelve Filmfare Awards South for his music and scores. In 2006, he received an honorary award from Stanford University for contributions to global music. In 2009, for his score of Slumdog Millionaire, Rahman won the Critics' Choice Award, the Golden Globe Award for Best Original Score, the BAFTA Award for Best Film Music, and two Academy Awards for Best Original Music Score and Best Original Song at the 2009 Oscars.

The Living Legend In World Cricket Sachin Tendulkar

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Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar born April 24, 1973 in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India, is an Indian cricketer widely regarded as one of the greatest batsmen in the history of cricket. In 2002, Wisden ranked him the second greatest Test batsman of all time next only to Sir Donald Bradman, and the second greatest one-day international (ODI) batsman of all time next only to Sir Vivian Richards. In September 2007, Shane Warne, the world-record breaking Australian leg spinner, rated Sachin Tendulkar as the greatest player he has played with or against. Sachin Tendulkar was the only player of the current generation to be included in Bradman's Eleven, the dream team of Sir Donald Bradman, published in his biography. He is sometimes referred to as the Little Master or the Master Blaster.

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Tendulkar is the highest run scorer in both Test matches and ODIs, and also the batsman with the most centuries in either form of the game. The first player to score fifty centuries in all international cricket combined, he now has more than eighty international centuries. On October 17, 2008, when he surpassed Brian Lara's record for the most runs scored in Test Cricket, he also became the first batsman to score 12,000 runs in that form of the game, having also been the third batsman and first Indian to pass 11,000 runs in Test cricket.

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He was also the first player to score 10,000 runs in one-day internationals, and also the first player to cross every subsequent 1000-run mark that has been crossed in ODI cricket history. In the fourth Test of the Border-Gavaskar Trophy against Australia, Tendulkar surpassed Australia's Allan Border to become the player to cross the 50-run mark the most number of times in Test cricket history, and also the second ever player to score 10 Test centuries against Australia, after only Sir Jack Hobbs of England more than 70 years back. Tendulkar has been honored with the Padma Vibhushan award, India's second highest civilian award, and the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna award, India's highest sporting honor.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Australian Cricket Captain Ricky Ponting

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Ricky Thomas Ponting (born 19 December 1974) is a professional cricketer who is the current captain of the Australian cricket team in One Day International, Twenty20 International and Test cricket. Ponting also represents the Tasmanian Tigers in Australian Domestic cricket, a side he plays for intermittently due to international commitments. He is a specialist right-handed batsman, slips and close catching fielder, as well as a very occasional right-arm medium pace bowler.

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Ponting reached international standards at a young age for a batsman, making his One Day International and Test debuts in 1995 at the age of 20. However, his progress was not unhindered. He lost his place in the team several times due to lack of form and discipline issues, before rising to the One Day International captaincy in early 2002 and becoming Test captain in early 2004. In recent years, he has been consistently ranked in the top-ten batsmen in both One Day International cricket and Test matches in the official ICC ratings, and has been ranked number one for substantial periods.

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Slow internet, busy times, and lots of Stargate Atlantis season 5...

...all reasons why I haven't posted anything.

Also, I'm looking for full time work. I'm a very competent, confident person, who adapts well to change and delivers desired results on time and as requested.

Cool. Well. Let the offers roll in! ;)

(But seriously, I'm looking for work. Call me!)

"Guitar Hero: Metallica" Commercial

As much as I enjoy the Guitar Hero commercial with Heidi Klum dancing around in her underwear, it's nice to see Metallica kick some ass and blow s#!t up.

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Sunday, March 29, 2009

President of U.S.A Barack Hussein Obama

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Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States. He is the first African American to hold the office. Obama was the junior United States Senator from Illinois from January 2005 until November 2008, when he resigned following his election to the presidency.

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Obama is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was the first African American president of the Harvard Law Review. He worked as a community organizer in Chicago before earning his law degree, and practiced law as a civil rights attorney in Chicago before serving three terms in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. He also taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004.

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Following an unsuccessful bid for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives in 2000, Obama ran for United States Senate in 2004. A landslide victory in the March 2004 Democratic primary raised his visibility, with his nationally televised keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July 2004 making him a rising star in the Democratic Party. He was elected by a landslide margin to the U.S. Senate in November 2004.

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Obama began his run for the Presidency in February 2007, and after a close campaign in the 2008 Democratic Party presidential primaries against rival Hillary Rodham Clinton, he won his party's nomination, becoming the first major party African American candidate for President. In the 2008 general election, he defeated Republican candidate John McCain and was inaugurated as President on January 20, 2009.

Konidela Chiranjeevi Garu(Mega Star)

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Chiranjeevi (born Konidela Shiva Shankara Vara Prasad on August 22, 1955), is a popular Tollywood actor. He has received the Padma Bhushan award, the second highest padma award bestowed by the Government of India. He is the only Tollywood actor to receive seven Filmfare Best actor awards. He has a huge fan following in Andhra Pradesh. He announced his formal entry into politics on August 26, 2008 and founded the political party named Praja Rajyam.

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Early life

Vara Prasad is the son of Late Sri Venkat Rao and Srimathi Anjana Devi. He was born on 22 August 1955 in Mogallturu,a town on the Banks of River Godavari in the West Godavari District of Andhra Pradesh in India. His father worked as a constable and got transferred on a regular basis. He spent his childhood in his native village with his grand parents. He has two sisters and two brothers. His younger brother, Nagendra Babu is a film producer and a actor. His youngest brother, Pawan Kalyan, is also a actor. Chiranjeevi did his schooling in Nidadavolu, Gurajala, Bapatla, Ponnuru, Mangalagiri and Mogalturu. After high school he studied in C.S.R.Sharma Junior College at Ongole. He then graduated from Y.N. College in Narasapur with a B.Com degree. He is an NCC cadet.Chiranjeevi had participated in the Republic Day Parade in New Delhi as an NCC cadet in the early 70s. In 1977, after his graduation at Y.N. College in Narsapuram, Chiranjeevi moved to Chennai to seek a career in acting.

Acting career

Chiranjeevi was a student at the Madras Film Institute and an amateur stage actor. His first public performance was in the Republic Day parade ballet of Andhra Pradesh on 26 January, 1976. His film debut was Punadhirallu (1978).



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Personal life

Chiranjeevi married Surekha, daughter of eminent yesteryear comedian Allu Rama Lingaiah, on February 20, 1980. He has 3 children, eldest daughter Susmitha, son Ram Charan Teja, and another daughter Sreeja

Politics
Chiranjeevi's foray into politics was highly anticipated in the media and political circles .While it was reported that he was seeking opinion of people during the latter half of 2007, the media also suggested that he would announce the decision in January 2008. Even before the party's launch, several political leaders from the Andhra Pradesh such as Harirama Jogaiah from Congress Party and K. Vidyadhar Rao , B. Nagi Reddy , Tammineni Seetharam , Ganta Srinivasa rao and many more from the Telugu Desam Party openly declared that they would join the party.

Chiranjeevi inaugurated his party office in Jubilee Hills,Hyderabad on August 10, 2008.On August 17, 2008 Chiranjeevi has addressed a press conference in his party office to announce his entry into politics.

On August 26, 2008 in the public meeting held at Avilala near Tirupati, he announced the party name as Praja Rajyam saying the Rajyam (Rule) belongs to Praja (People). He unveiled the party flag in this meeting.

He has completed several trips meeting people all across the three regions of Andhra Pradesh since October 2008.

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Awards

Nandi Awards

* 1987—Best Actor Golden Nandi Award for Swayamkrushi
* 1992—Best Actor Golden Nandi Award for Aapathbandhavudu
* 2002—Best Actor Golden Nandi Award for Indra

Filmfare Awards

1982—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Punnami Naagu
1984—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Subhalekha
1988—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Rudraveena
1993—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Muta Mesthri
1999—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Sneham Kosam
2002—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Indra (film)
2004—Filmfare Best Actor (Telugu) for Shankar Dada MBBS
2007- Filmfare Life Time Achievement Amard

Special Honours

2006—Padma Bhushan
2006—Doctorate


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Friday, March 27, 2009

Violet Affleck - "tutu" cute in a FreeCity hoodie

Leaving pre-school with mummy, actor Jennifer Garner, in a cute tutu on a chilly LA day, Violet Affleck is wearing a FreeCity youngones Dove Hoodie in Artyard Red. When will we get to see more of little sister Seraphina?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bandaged Bear Day - Friday 27th March

Today is Bandaged Bear Day - raising funds for the Children's Hospital at Westmead in Sydney, Australia. Donations received from the sale of the cute Bandaged Bear merchandise helps to fund research into childhood illness, the purchase of high-tech equipment and the provision of extra services for sick or injured children and their families. Having Gigi admitted here with an illness at 4 months old, I can't express enough how great a facility this hospital is. Also, a few years ago, before I had my two princesses, I volunteered at Radio Bedrock, which is the kids radio station and adjoining games room, situated in the Children's Hospital at Westmead. It provided the sick children with an outlet to go and dance, play games, draw and generally just forget, if for only a little while, their pain and the reason why they were there. One little girl with cystic fibrosis looked forward to just having her nails painted every week. I must say, it was one of the most rewarding things I have done in my life, the children there are an inspiration to us all and the staff who care for them are amazing. This is a wonderful cause so please dig deep today to support this fantastic hospital

A Stellar Osh Kosh Party Dress for Stella McDermott

Helping celebrate big brother Liam's 2nd Birthday, Stella McDermott (daughter of actress Tori Spelling and actor hubby Dean McDermott) looked adorable in her Toddler Girls Genuine Kids from Osh Kosh Floral Tiered Dress, available online at Amazon.com

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

You ruined the show Lady jerk face.

So I went and checked out Brad Garrett in Appleton. He's a funny guy,I was doing great until about half way through the show the lady next to me decided to do the whole cross the leg and start swingin' the foot thing. You know what I'm talking about? IT IS SO ANNOYING! The bad thing is she crossed over into my section of seat where my comfort zone is, so here she is hitting my leg with her foot in my "zone." GO AWAY. It's bad enough I'm on a man date and had to move closer to him. My fiance` will love this blog. Now I am in his "zone" and can't figure out why I am moving closer to him. This went on the entire second half of the show and I couldn't take my mind off of how mad I was at her for being in the "zone." You, Miss Swing The Foot, ruined the show for me. Keep your hands and feet or whatever else you have to yourself.

Onechanbara DLC (UPDATED)

I was checking around to see if anyone had posted a video of the various unlockable Onechanbara costumes since I only want to focus on the ones that look good and came up empty. I did happen upon this DLC listing on the XBL site.

According to some other posts, there are other DLC out there as well. The only catch is they all cost money. Only this Aya "Legacy" costume is free. I'll look into the next time I log in from my console.

Update:
Quick pick from the official site. Also pictured are three characters you can purchase and play as.

Another celebrity baby loves the good old Aussie Ugg Boot - keeping baby feet warm in the Ugg Kids Baby Crochet Booties

Earlier in the week, Olive Cohen, the cute daughter of actress Isla Fisher & Brit comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, was spotted in her Ugg Kids Baby Crochet Booties. Which is understandable since the Ugg boot is an Aussie fashion staple for those chilly winter feet and mummy is Australian. Also a fan, Jessica Alba put a pair of the Ugg Kids Baby Crochet Booties in Pink Multi colourway on baby daughter Honor Marie on a shopping trip in LA this week

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Toolbox

Fast and Furious is coming out soon, and has been "re-tooled". That's right. They've changed the tools they had in the last couple of movies, to the tools they had in the first movie.

I wonder what other movies would be like if they were re-tooled...

The Dark Knight: Mindfreak
Criss Angel stars as Bruce Wayne in this re-imagining of Christopher Nolan's classic Batman story. Angel brings his own brand of mind-blowing magic to the Dark Knight's tale, including famous tricks such as making something disappear, and pushing a pencil up his nose. When Gotham City is taken over by a faceless corporation that ties up the city in red tape, Batman becomes obsolete. That is, until he realises it's the Joker (played by TV's Jimmy Fallon) up to his old tricks, trying to take over the city again. Batman, not to be outdone, decides to fight magic with magic, and turns the tide. When the final act comes, Batman is forced to pull a rabbit out of the hat to survive... and that rabbit is called Justice.


The Lord of the Rings: Return of the Street Kings
In this re-telling of the classic JRR Tolkien story, the action is shifted from Middle Earth... to the middle of Los Angeles! Starrng Vin Diesel as Navy SEAL-turned-motor-mechanic 'Aaron Gorn', LOTR:ROTSK is an all-out, balls-out adventure! When Gorn's girlfriend 'Frodo' (Aubrey O'Day) is kidnapped by the evil bikie chief 'Sour Ron' (Jay Leno), he turns to his mentor 'Grand Alf' (Gary Busey) and his English friend 'Leggy Lass' (Katie 'Jordan' Price) to save her. As they race across the Middle of Los Angeles in their hotted up street cars, Gorn learns the true nature of friendship. But will it be too late? The gang - The Fellows Hip - have to pull together and use their wits, sweet-ass cars, and love for each other, to get through. Strap yourself in for a thrill-busting ride - it's going to be Orcsome!


Pride! and Prejudice
Think you know Jane Austen? Think again! MTV's Bam Magera stars as "Mr Darcy", while Johnny Knoxville also stars... as Elizabeth Bennett! Featuring cameo performances from Ray Romano as Mr Bennett, Katy Perry as Jane Bennett and Kevin Federline as Mr Wickham, this film puts the "Pride" back into Jane Austen! The trouble starts when Lizzie Bennett and Mr Darcy go for a swim in the lake and get caught naked. Darcy is banished while Lizzie is sent to work in the family's pig farm, cleaning the pigs. Only a personal intervention (in the form of song!) from Jane and Mr Wickham can help Lizzie get Mr Darcy back. This summer, prepare to rethink all you know about prejudice... and pride.


Yay movies!

Rain, rain go away.......

It seems that we always get these days in mid-April, but it is here about 2 weeks early, the day where it rains and rains and rains. It makes you want to sleep in and not do anything all day. No one has any motivation, it's just blah. I always say look at the bright side, at least it's not snowing. 2 weeks ago, we had a foot and a half of it on the ground, thank God that's gone, because I really have the itch for Summer right about now. HURRY UP!

Monday, March 23, 2009

In the future

THE YEAR 2000! Or the year 2015...

- An extremely passionate blog entry about the futility of war strikes a chord at the UN, especially with the Axis of Evil and African countries. Blogger "MarkYP" is called before the UN to present his ideas for peace, which are unanimously adopted across the globe.

- Carbon emissions are reduced to zero around the world, thanks to the scathing criticism from a group of bloggers known as "The Climate Crew". The Chinese and Indian governments hold a joint press conference to announce their new emissions policies, saying they "couldn't handle the sarcasm and pointed comments from the Climate Crew any more." The Chinese president also said the photoshopped image of him killing the earth with a hose full of coal had struck to the heart of his government.

- Israel announces its decision to disband as a nation, and submit all its citizens to Palestinian authority, following strident attacks on a San Francisco-based blog. The Israeli Prime Minister said the blog entry had made it clear that Israel was completely responsible for all the problems in the Middle East, and "in all good conscience, we could not continue as a country". Palestinians took the opportunity to move into the rest of Israel, which was then promptly invaded by Iran and Syria.

- Tony Blair and George Bush turn themselves in to the UN War Crimes court in The Hague, following blogger "Kane Ryan"'s decision to attack their actions during the invasion of Iraq. Blair revealed Ryan's powerful use of the word "Bliar" (a deliberate misspelling of Blair's last name) was a key part of his decision. "I realised that, for most of my life, I've been a 'Bliar', and it was time to take responsibility for that," Blair said. Bush also praised Ryan for his clever wordplay, adding that while he (Bush) had been to Harvard and Ryan had only graduated from a community college, Ryan was clearly the much smarter man.

- American president Barack Obama stands down before the end of his second term, after a blogger released a post questioning his experience and suitability to be leader of the free world. "I thought I had the ability to do the job," Obama said. "It has now been shown to me that I was wrong." Obama told the world's media that he only wished he had realised he lacked the ability to lead the USA before he stood for election in 2008.

Yay blogs!

Two Songs from Chickenfoot!


Chickenfoot - the new supergroup with Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony, Joe Satriani, and Chad Smith - just posted two songs on their web site. Check out "Soap on a Rope" and "Down the Drain."

Click here to listen for yourself!

Suri again - this time at the Alvin Ailey Dance Theatre in LA - we LOVE the white tap shoes

On an outing with mummy again (where is that daddy anyway??), little Suri looks adorable in her Ralph Lauren Cotton Pintuck Dress and little white beginner tap shoes, similar to the ones Gigi has by Bloch
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