Save Money with a Horse or a Cow

These GIANT banks are just too cute! What child doesn’t like horses and cows?

Saving money is a lesson most of us should get better at. So the earlier we start teaching our children how to save, hopefully the better off they will be. 

Horse bank measures 12" long and 8.5" tall. Heavyweight item.

 
Cow bank measures 13" long and 9.5" high. Heavyweight item.


Also available:
Car bank measures approx. 11 inches in length, 6 inches wide and 7 inches tall. Heavyweight item.

If you would like to see the other banks and piggy banks we offer check out our baby gifts.

Finally, something good from the economic downturn!

Times are tough.  But the good news is that it now costs only about a third of what it used to cost to get laid.

That's right, even hookers are offering deep discounts to keep business up... so to speak.

http://www.thestar.com/living/article/646871--recession-means-tough-times-for-sex-workers

the x factor 2010 blog - american idol 2010 auditions

having another look at some american idol 2010 auditions, though i have never really got into american idol as much as the uk x factor, and it took me a couple of years to get into the uk x factor.

the american idol is okay as a talent programme and better then the talent programmes the bbc seems to role out non stop, but still not really in the league of the uk x factor show, but anyway still some good auditions on american idol 2010 to have a look at.

American Idol Season 9 Episode 5 Los Angeles Auditions Part 1



american idol 2010 auditions - Andrew Garcia Los Angeles:



was watching through a few american idol videos on youtube and while they are funny they are also cringe worthy though, as some people look to really play up to acting bad when they know they are on shows like this, if one thing the x factor uk is better for talent and the american idol is better for the really daft performers.

this video being a very cringe style video:

"Katy Perry on American Idol I Feel Dirty I Touch Myself"

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!

I'm not going to be around for about a week, so I thought I'd better check in.

First of all, I am in LOVE with Friday Night Lights. It is my favourite favourite new show.
- I love sports movies. This has some great sports stuff in it.
- I love teen drama. This is one of the most realistic teen dramas I've seen in ages. Parents matter, kids change their opinions... great stuff.
- I love stories where young hearts get piled up with pressure. There is so much pressure on the young footballers in the small Texas town.

Oh yes, I am in love. A wonderful cast... AND it has four seasons in the can! No desperately hoping that it gets more seasons, or waiting for the next one to come out.

I was addicted - completely - in the first episode. I can't promise that will happen for you, but... isn't it worth taking that chance?

Getting a Tattoo? Spel Chek Tht Siht!

I've seen some great art on people's bodies.  It's especially awesome on a hot, young, sexy chick.

Yes it is.

But then you try to add words to the mix.  And unfortunately that steady diet of video games, "Jersey Shore," skipping class to go smoke, and trying to come up with more ways to piss off your parents hasn't helped your spelling skills.

No.  You're not.

And don't rely on the guy at the tattoo parlor to be your spell checker.  He may be able to recreate Van Gogh's "Starry Night" on your back, but he was too busy finding new body parts to pierce to ever get his GED.  Meaning he probably can't spell "GED."

The real "tradgedy"? It'll still be misspelled when she's 80.

So please...  if you're going to add text to your tat, type everything into Microsoft Word and hit the spell check button first.  And learn the goddamn difference between "to," "too," and "two"... and "your" and "you're."   

 Idiot.

That way you don't have to explain that you actually went to Clemson University when your grandchildren ask where the hell Clemons is.

I'm assuming he's not an English major.

Check out this gallery of some geniuses who tried to look like bad asses, and ended up looking like dumb asses.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/28/misspelled-tattoos-perman_n_439993.html

And if you can't spot every single one of the errors in these tattoos, please don't bother getting one of your own.  And please don't reproduce.  You're bringing evolution to a screeching halt.

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This First Communion Dress is gorgeous. The picture just does not do it justice.
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Easter Diaper Cakes

These cute Bunny Hooded Towel Diaper Cakes will be perfect for an Easter baby shower, for an Easter party or just any time.

Each cake comes wrapped in a cellophane bag an is tied with curling ribbon. Attached is an ingredient tag.     

Pink Diaper Cake                                                   

 

Blue Diaper Cake

  Ingredients:

52-Pampers Swaddlers size 1-2 (Up to 15 lbs.)
1- Bunny Hooded Towel
1-Blue Bunny Bib
1-Onesie
1- 1 fl. oz. Johnson's Baby Lotion
1- 1 fl. oz. Johnson's Body Wash
Ribbon for decoration.

Note: Ribbon may vary from picture

Happy Birthday, Beer Can!

New Jersey's Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company churned out the world's first beer can in 1935. The experiment took off and American drinkers haven't looked back since -- nowadays choosing cans over bottles for the majority of the 22 gallons of beer they each drink per year, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

Source: Live Science

You can forever thank Gottfried Krueger for videos like this:



Or get creeped out because of videos like this:

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And the person singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl is...........

Carrie Underwood. Your hockey player boyfriend must be thrilled. Hut Hut.

Dungeons? OK. Dragons? Hell no.

Dungeons and Dragons has been banned in Wisconsin prisons... because Waupun prison thinks it promotes gang-related activity.

Have you ever seen the people who play D&D?  They're nerds.  Like this guy:

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That's not a real dagger.  I think it's a paper towel tube covered in duct tape.  Here's what a gang of nerds looks like:

NERDS!!!!!

Not scary.  Unless you're the Alpha Betas and you really want to win the Greek Games. 

Now here's what happens when you have a real gang:

This guy apparently forgot to use his Magic Shield of Alagor before rolling hit points.  What a n00b

See the difference? 
Click the link below for the full story...
http://www.wkowtv.com/global/story.asp?s=11876814

A Special Day With My Grandchildren

Today I picked my grandson up from kindergarten. In the car on the way home he said, “Grandma, I can drive.” I said you can’t drive. Maybe you can steer, but you don’t know the rules of the road.” He said, “I know all the rules of the road but one. I said, “Which one don’t you know?” He said, “ I don’t know how to steer!  *LOL*

Tonight while lying in bed with my two year old granddaughter she said, “I want a wet wipe.” I asked her what she wanted it for and she said, “poop”. She was holding her elephant so I asked her if she wanted it for her Dumbo elephant. She said, “Yes”. I asked if a kleenex would be all right and she said, “Yes”. I handed her a kleenex. She proceeded to wipe the elephants bottom. Then she wiped the elephants face. Then she wiped her face. Then she started shredding the kleenex.

Good quality time with the kids. What could be more fun than this?  *LOL*

Joe Walsh vs. Joe Walsh

Hey!  How ya DOIN'?

Musician Joe Walsh schools Republican politician Joe Walsh about copyright infringement: http://www.thresq.com/2010/01/joe-walsh-republican-eagles-copyright.html

Dumbest place to be a peeping tom? Strip club.

Hmmm... you just paid the $10 cover to get in to the strip club and now you want to see some naked ladies.  Do you:

A) Grab some dollar bills and head to the stage.
B) Bust out some $20's and get some lapdances.
C) Break into the crawlspace in the ceiling to spy on the already naked women in their dressing room.

Apparently this guy chose poorly: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/192357.asp

Easter for Boys

With Easter just around the corner remember little boys like to dress up and look nice too!

This Eton boys suit looks like linen, but is 100% polyester.
Includes:

• Jacket
• Shorts
• Tie
• White short sleeve 65/35 poly/cotton shirt.

Size 6 months through 4T.

Colors:

• Navy Blue (shown)
• Pistachio Green
• Chocolate Brown
• Khaki Brown

Best of all this outfit is machine wash and dry!

Worst Candy Ever.

At our front desk at work, there is always candy sitting out for guests when they come. Right now the choice is Conversation Hearts. Nothing against the choice, but it has to be the worst candy of all time. You get nothing out of this candy except a dry chalky feeling in your mouth, and then you need a bottle of water. They must have a deal with a water bottle company that says we will make the worst tasting crap ever and then we will put your water right next to it to make a profit. Nothing says I love you more on Valentines day than Conversation Hearts. Stupid.

Heidi Montag........Attention Whore

Nuff' Said. Oh, and your jaw is too big, might wanna get that fixed.

And wealth for toil...

Australia Day traditions:
- BBQ and beer
- Triple J's Hottest 100
- Whinging like a bitch about how crap Australia is/yelling like crazy about how awesome Australia is

I'm down with two of those three. And even though my comments on Triple J in the past have been less than complimentary, I'm happy to jump on the bandwagon on their best day of the year. Also, BBQs are awesome.

No, I'm not down with the excessive grumbling/yelling about Australia. I think it's stupid. I want a more tempered approach. Australia is awesome, and we should celebrate that fact. BUT we should celebrate WHY it's awesome, not just... that it's awesome. Which is I think what a lot of people do. Worse than that? The sniping from random drongos each year that says Australia has nothing to be proud of. That we're a country of racists and idiots who did bad things in the past we should all be ashamed of.

GTFO. Yes, that's an acronym, and no, it's not 'Get The Foot Out'. What other country spends the leadup to its national day dredging up old wrongs?? Does Independence Day in America mean "Oh no, isn't it terrible how a bunch of Indians died"? Does Bastille Day in France mean "Zoot alors! Zis eez terrible zat all zee people died in zee Fronch Revolution!"?

Who knows, maybe it does.

But I have a plan - a cunning one, you might say. A plan to make Australia Day actually good and shizz.

Here goes:

We are still a relatively young country. We gained independence in 1901. Our national anthem is all about how great it is that we live in a new country, with lots of potential, and the chance to make something of yourself if you have a go. Very Australian, I'm sure you'd agree.

The Australia Day I would like to see is one where we look to the future, not the past. We look at the potential we have, and the opportunities available to us.

I'd like to make Australia Day a day of setting vision. Where our leaders at all levels reveal plans and ideas they'd like the country to work towards. They might be concrete. They might be concepts. Whatever they are, they are positive visions for our country.

That's what I'd like to see. Rather than the shemozzle we currently have (I'm bagging something out! See how Australian I am!).

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Everything you learned on TV is wrong...

OK, not EVERYTHING.  But there are at least these seven things that you think you know about police procedure that are completely wrong.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/0/5/9/17059.jpg?v=1

Remember these the next time you get arrested and demand your phone call.

And know that if that hooker is really a cop - she doesn't have to tell you until you're already in handcuffs.  Jail-type handcuffs, not the fun kind.

Blowin' up the shower, shower...

Wow, Ke$ha after a shower, I never thought I would see the day. Is that even her? I can't tell with anyv grease in her hair and dirt on her face.

Baby Girl Dresses

Don’t you just love to see little baby girls in dresses?

These adorable cotton print dresses have puffy cap sleeves, tie back ribbon, bow accent at front, button back closure and attached crinoline slip for fullness. Size 3 months through 24 months.
Made in the USA

Pink Dress

Blue Dress

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Leno = Hitler?

Is Jay Leno the Hitler of Late Night?  This guy makes an interesting argument in that direction...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704375604575023132215883398.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Have it your way... if your way involves getting drunk. And you know it does.

You spend a lot of time at bars destroying your liver.  You spend a lot of time eating fast food to destroy your arteries.  Now you can kill two birds (and possibly yourself) with one stone... one delicious flame-broiled stone.

Meet: the Whopper Bar: 
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2010-01-21-burger-king-beer_N.htm

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Valentine News Shape fx Satin control dress

I found this dress fit extremly well. I haven't had any problem getting into or out of the dress. It is a very sexy dress. I highly recommend it


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Valentine Ujena Spring Ruffle Dress

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Pet Rock around Gold Coast

Pet Rock chillin' at Surfer's Paradise after almost drowning and saved by the beach flags. It's hair fell off after this picture was taken.


Us humans are too big for it's kind. The only things we could find at the beach that made Pet Rock look like almighty King Triton were seashells.


I bought this 'whale' for ten bucks at a Toy's 'R' Us store up in the Gold Coast. The box said "lil' whale" but it looks more like a dolphin to me. We didn't have a machine to inflate it up, not even one of those pumps used by hand for balloons. It was completely blown by mouth.

I think the whale has a hole in it.


Beachy and hot, here comes Pet Rock in it's new beach babe hairdo. It sure scored a few winks from surfers and that lifeguard over there.


He almost got cast away again while this picture was taken.



Not only did his hair fall off, but also his eye. I think I used crap glue.


"Oh Mr. Lifeguard! Save me!"


I tried many times trying to teach it to swim. Didn't work. I even tried swimming with it but it just dragged me down.


Too bad the shells weren't around to make it look huginormous. It looks puny in that towel.


On the aeroplane, going home to Sydney. Gold coast weather beats Sydney's by 5 times.