My Three Songs: 08/13/10

1. Queen - We Will Rock You / We Are the Champions
2. Alice in Chains - Down in a Hole
3. Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing

Theme :: The PGA Championship taking place this week at Whistling Straits in Kohler, Wisconsin.

Yes, this is Wisconsin.

For Shame Wisconsin... For Shame...

Men's Health magazine has published a list of the "drunkest" cities in America... and we're not even on the list.  C'mon Green Bay!  C'mon Appleon and Oshkosh!  Get your drunk on!

Sure Madison made the list at #15... but they have college students, and that's just youthful binge drinking.  We've got full-grown, full-blown alcoholism up here that needs to be recognized!  Hell, Milwaukee was all the way down at #58.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/02/fresno-calif--tops-list-of-drunkest-us-cities-boston-is-last/1

Get some drinking done this weekend, and write to the publishers of Men's Health in your sloppy, drunken scrawl.  Let them know that we want some respect!

Dungeons? OK. Dragons? Hell no.

Dungeons and Dragons has been banned in Wisconsin prisons... because Waupun prison thinks it promotes gang-related activity.

Have you ever seen the people who play D&D?  They're nerds.  Like this guy:

12-sided die not pictured

That's not a real dagger.  I think it's a paper towel tube covered in duct tape.  Here's what a gang of nerds looks like:

NERDS!!!!!

Not scary.  Unless you're the Alpha Betas and you really want to win the Greek Games. 

Now here's what happens when you have a real gang:

This guy apparently forgot to use his Magic Shield of Alagor before rolling hit points.  What a n00b

See the difference? 
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http://www.wkowtv.com/global/story.asp?s=11876814