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Saturday, January 31, 2009

News of the World: Giant Balls of Steel

This is the picture that could kill Michael Phelps' sponsorship deals (and his Olympic aspirations, but hey):
Yes, it's the Boy Wonder smoking a bong. The full story is here.

The most amazing thing for me is this:

Phelps is represented by marketing giant Octagon, which works with huge brands such as Mastercard and HSBC. They admitted proven cannabis use would be “a major taint” on Phelps’ character.

Spokesman Clifford Bloxham offered us an extraordinary deal not to publish our story, saying Phelps would become our columnist for three years, host events and get his sponsors to advertise with us.

In return, he asked that we kill Phelps’ bong picture. Bloxham said: “It’s seeing if something potentially very negative for Michael could turn into something very positive for the News of the World.”

He stressed that the swimmer had taken 1,500 drug tests and never failed one.

Until now?

Wow!!! That is a pretty massive deal they've offered, so Phelps' management must be taking this very very seriously. Having a major, major star like Phelps write a column for you - for free - for the three years leading up to the London Olympics... man... that's a huge offer! And bringing sponsorship with him and hosting NOTW events?? London will be the Olympic City in 2012, so that sort of exposure could have been huge for the newspaper. Whoever made the decision to run with the pictures had to have balls of steel.

Its 14 Days 'Til Valentine's Day! Do You Know Where or What Your Present Is?

Here's a great idea for a Valentine's Day present:

Something that both of you can enjoy. . .

A Cupid Cutie Costume!



We have a number of different costumes available that fit the Valentine's Day theme! Check out al the Valentine's Day costumes available at AnniesCostumes.com!

Check out Cheryl & Co for some fresh baked Valentine gifts!

Cheryl & Co.

Happy Birthday Lulu!

Happy Birthday gorgeous girl - have a lovely day!
Lots of love , Mummy, Daddy & Gigi x x x x x

It's a Tinkerbell Pixie Party!

Watch this space for Part II in my series on How to Plan a Successful Little Girl's Birthday Party. We are having a Tinkerbell Pixie Party for Lulu's 2nd birthday and in a few days time I will go over the logistics from start to finish, with some great tips, suggestions and pictures to help you plan your next princess party : )

Friday, January 30, 2009

Fresh Daisies Collection from Janie & Jack

Introducing the Fresh Daisies collection by online boutique Janie & Jack, which along with Gigi & Lulu is one of Suri's favourite children's labels. In green, white & lemon hues (perfect for my little redheads), this is a beautiful collection of dresses, skirts, shirts, shoes & accessories. My favourites are the lemon Smocked Daisy Floral Dress and Embroidered Pleated Skirt, which looks lovely matched with the white Eyelet Ruffle Top. Teamed with the Daisy Sunglasses and Crochet Daisy Hair Clips, along with the Scalloped Leather Sandals, your little princess will look summery sweet ; )

Is Suri going to be a big sister?

Those knowing glances....those protective hands on the tummy...that cheeky "I-know-something-you-don't-know" smile....if it turns out to be true, you heard it here first....
PS: If Katie Holmes is pregnant, we hope it's another little girl...Suri has PLENTY of gorgeous dresses, shoes, coats & accessories to hand down to a little sister. Plus, it is so much fun having a little sister, just ask Gigi & Lulu...x

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Heh heh heh

Laura just posted this but it doesn't work outside America. Anyway, it's funny AND it has made me want to see the movie. That is a rare thing.

"10 Chick-Flick Cliches You Won't Find in He's Just Not That Into You."

It will be weird seeing Kevin Connolly aka E from Entourage in another role


And if you know my cousin Levi, you might appreciate his dance moves in this recut of Beyonce's Single Ladies. Or this fat guy pulling off some of the moves in his leotard.

Let's see how high we can swing dudes!

If you ever buy and put together a kids play set, make sure all the nuts and bolts are tightened or this may happen to you, not good.

Theme Thursday: Man Songs


Super Bowl Weekend is right around the corner, so to get us in that testosterone-fueled mood, today's Noon Lunch Whistle for Theme Thursday was all Man Songs... that would be songs with "man" in the title. Here's what you requested:

Van Halen - Van Halen - Ice Cream Man Van Halen - Ice Cream Man
Styx - Pieces of Eight - Blue Collar Man Styx - Blue Collar Man
Alice In Chains - Facelift - Man In the Box Alice In Chains - Man in the Box
Rush - Rush - Working Man Rush - Working Man
Rainbow - Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow - Man On the Silver Mountain Rainbow - Man on the Silver Mountain
Soundgarden - Superunknown - Spoonman Soundgarden - Spoonman
Heart - Dreamboat Annie - Magic Man Heart - Magic Man
Metallica - Metallica - Enter Sandman Metallica - Enter Sandman
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd - Simple Man Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Searches That Found My Blog: Revisited

This phrase comes up all the time in my Google Analytics stuff:

what does pis-pone morally mean?

I get this one a few times a month, so I'm going to sort it out once and for all.

It doesn't mean anything. It is someone's atrocious attempt at transcribing lyrics for T.I.'s "Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna)". The correct phrase is 'unhappy with your riches cos you're piss-poor morally'. T.I. is referring to rappers who seem unhappy despite all their success, because they lack an internal set of values to help them put their newfound riches and attention into perspective.

Unfortunately some idiotic 14-year-old has transcribed the lyrics and every lyrics site on the internet has the same copy. It's frustrating.

Another one that comes up every month:

grant birchall girlfriend

Man, there are some persistent ladies out there. Or Grant is very popular. Anyway, I found a small discussion thread on some website that has a few anonymous women (or men) drooling over Hawthorn's half-back flanker. Perhaps a call to Hawthorn's media department might be a better option than searching the internet? Or go along to a Hawthorn pre-season event and ask Grant in person.

Heh, this is a funny one

"that 70s show" boy in underwear

There are a few options here - Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher or Wilmer Valderama. I really doubt anyone wants to see Danny Masterson in his scruds, but hey, I could be wrong. Anyway, you won't find pics of those guys in there underwear on here. Sorry!! You might find them here, here, here and here though. (Ladies (and dudes who swing that way), yes I'm good to you;).

An old favourite returns:

rap songs about eamon sullivan

Good to see some people are still keen to hear about the Olympic Badass!

A strange one

Triple J hottest 100

This person found my blog, and spent 22 minutes looking over seven pages worth of stuff. Hope they enjoyed it!

I like my name

WE have all seen the episodes of the Simpson's where Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for "Seymour Butts", well this is better and it was actually on T.V.

Chapter 82.1: So Little Time, So Much to Do

Here we are, in the final week of January, and I feel like I've accomplished nothing. I have valid reasons — who poop and cry and drink bottles like drunken sailors — but it's still amazing to see time evaporate before me.

Anyway, I've been meaning to conduct several interviews for work and haven't even called people to set things up yet. I've got pieces to edit that are piling up in nice messy stacks and I'm only starting to gain the energy to work on them.

So it's nice to see that the world is moving forward regardless of my schedule. The Democrats in Congress have gotten a stimulus package passed despite not having a single Republican vote in its favor. I respect that Republicans might disagree with the amount of money being directed at various programs, including those they consider entitlement programs. But it surprises me that not a single Republican voted in favor of this bill. It's not as though President Obama didn't reach out for their input.

But it's a House bill and this was a stand the Republicans chose to take against the Democrats, who have the votes in the House to pass it. The Senate bill will be different, and if Congress is to get a stimulus package on Obama's desk by Lincoln's birthday, there'll likely need to be compromises made. So much government sausage making.

The way I see it, the issues the administration and Congress are addressing are important, but getting the economy moving in the right direction again will ultimately come down to businesses feeling confident enough in the future to hire people to work instead of laying them off. Big companies like Boeing, and Microsoft, and Target have announced layoffs. These are companies that are relatively strong but recognize that the economy isn't getting better; it's getting worse. So they're bracing for the storm. Friends of mine at other companies have lost jobs, despite having ten, twelve years with their former employers. And the credit card crisis hasn't even hit yet. But it's coming. You can bet your last dollar on that.

It's scary out there. The future looks bleak. Yet, somehow, I think we — my family and those I most care about, including those who are unemployed — will get through it. We'll need to scrimp and save, consolidate things that we used to take for granted, reuse stuff that probably would have been tossed in the past. We'll likely have lots of competitors when we hold a garage sale, and you have to wonder who will be buying. But I think that in the end we'll survive, possibly even come out of things feeling rejuvenated if not a little grayer around the temples.

This is our generation's crisis, and crises mean people step up and do what they need to do. They do what's needed. This is our time to be a great generation. There's no shortage of things to accomplish. We've all heard the ancient curse: may you live in interesting times. Well, at least we won't be bored.

Birth Mark Cover Up - As Seen on the Rachael Ray Show!



I am a huge fan of Rachael Ray and I actually DVR her day time talk show every day and watch it whenever I can. She cheers me up and always has such great guests and information. I was catching up on an episode from two weeks ago, which featured a recurring segment she has called "I Can't Stand My. . . " This episode, it was "I Can't Stand My Legs". One of her viewers has a wine colored birth mark on the back of her calf, and it has bothered her all her life and prevented her from wearing shorts and dresses. Rachael's buddy and cosmetics genius, Greta covered the birth mark with DermaBlend makeup, which completely covered the birthmark. Watch the video!

We here through our makeup site, StageandTheaterMakeup.com sell a very similar product: Kryolan Derma Color makeup. It is a fabulous product, covers birthmarks, covers tattoos, covers veins, covers blemishes and covers skin flaws of any kind.

Kryolan Derma Color has been around for years, its hypoallergenic and finally a solution for any skin flaws. Dermacolor will give your skin a flawless, beautiful, and vibrant appearance. This covers up anything and cannot be seen in person, up close or on TV and stage. Its very easy to apply with a sponge or your fingers and we recommend the setting powder to blend over shiny-ness and make the product smudge proof.

Another Band Name...

Had an idea for another band name last night... Fistful of Crotch.

It would probably have to be a metal band. And with a name like that they'd probably have a hard time getting their albums carried in Wal-Mart stores.

But they'd be huge in Europe.

Violet Affleck's pot of gold at the end of a Juicy rainbow...

While mummy, actress Jennifer Garner was at home tending to new baby sister Seraphina Rose, our favourite dimpled celebrity bub, Violet Anne Affleck relied on daddy, actor Ben, to assume daddy day care duties. We LOVE her Juicy Couture Rainbow Hoodie Tracksuit

Ava Jackman on Australia Day in an Aussie icon - RM Williams boots (AKA another gratuitous Hugh Jackman moment...)

Wishing he stilled called Australia home at the moment, a very rugged up Hugh Jackman and daughter Ava braved the New York winter on Australia's national day, Monday 26th January. Ava is wearing a Juicy Couture tracksuit & trademark Aussie footwear - the original RM Williams Children's Pony Club Boots.
The cute elephant scarf is made from merino wool, handmade by Amy Bahrt and the jacket is by the unusually named children's label Finger in the Nose

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

HOORAY!!!

If you were to honestly order this product, I think you have more issues than just a depressing day. hmmmmm


Megan Fox: The New Wonder Woman?

There has been so much speculation over who will don the Wonder Woman costume in the new Wonder Woman movie. This movie has been so long in the "works" some of the initial front runners are already likely too old to play the role and some new Hollywood talent has emerged. The photo-shop genius over at Wonder-Who.com came up with this amazing Wonder Woman poster with Megan Fox as IMO the perfect Wonder Woman! You can also see a step by step slide show of how they did it!



In the mean time, we all wait with bated breath for the real details. Hopefully they actually consult these guys for the costume design, because that is hot!

Hurry Up, DC! We are not all immortal you know, we can't really wait forever!

GI Joe: New Movie, New Costumes!

The new GI Joe movie has been long awaited by so many. It is definitely one of the most anticipated movies of 2009. While the only official GI Joe movie trailer out thus far does not have any actual scenes, it still is pretty exciting. Get to know who's who, the actors and the GI Joe characters:


If you were anticipating green army fatigues and non- anatomically correct action figures, you've got another thing coming! The costumes - errr, hmm hmm - uniforms in this film are slick, sexy and sure to be coveted this Halloween!

Street Fighter IV alternate costumes video


Some nice footage of alternate outfits for every character. My favorite alternates so far are Ryu, Chun Li, Zangief, and Guile. Let's hope there's more to come.

I tried embedding it, but it broke the borders so you'll have to follow the link.

Template change
As you've surely noticed, I updated the template in order to begin adding various gadgets and features. I'll also spruce things up in other ways eventually.

Comicon

Hee hee hee I love SMBC :)Over on Penny Arcade, they've been following Gabe's decision to get into Dungeons and Dragons-style games. They even started watching a movie called "Songs of the Sorcelator: Return of the Witchaloks II". Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5.

At Questionable Content, Dora and Marten are arguing about something stupid.

At xkcd, the presidential oath is retaken. And we find out what kind of laptops they use in Hell.

At Ctrl+Alt+Del, Ethan is getting ready to open his gaming store.

At Basic Instructions, Scott teaches you how to choose your words carefully.

Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt looking snug in her Baby Bjorn with mummy, Angelina Jolie

Here she is! Half of the power Jolie-Pitt twins, and every bit the Shiloh look-a-like, gorgeous little Vivienne Marcheline, snuggled up to mummy, actress Angelina Jolie coming through the airport in Japan yesterday. The preferred carrier of the celebrity couple is the Baby Bjorn Baby Carrier Original Spirit. Ange has the Black Diamond colourway, Brad has the Chocolate Brown. How cute is little Knox Leon in a hat matching his handsome daddy?

So excited to finally see the little cherubs - we haven't seen them since they were born in July. And how fast are the other kids growing up? Look how long Shiloh's hair is. We can't wait to see alot more of the Brangelina kids..

Gorgeous T-shirt Styling by Rock Your Baby

Uber chic printed t-shirt from hip online boutique - Rock Your Baby. Casual meets formal with this delightful Pearl Necklace tee - also available in long sleeve cuffed style, matching bib and in short & long sleeve onesies for the littlest princesses in your life. Very cool!

Suri Style - Ralph Lauren and Janie & Jack

For one of Katie Holmes' last performances on Broadway, daughter Suri Cruise looked gorgeous in her Ralph Lauren Corduroy Dress & Janie & Jack Rosette Coat which I blogged about in December. Now that Katie has finished her run in My Three Sons, whatever will we do without our usually daily Suri sighting? Daddy Tom has a new movie to promote - I am sure we have not seen the last of Suri for a while...

Coco Couture Mark II

Having shown us her first Juicy Couture jacket only a few days ago, Coco Arquette, daughter of actors Courtney Cox-Arquette & David Arquette, stepped out in another Juicy Couture jacket - the Fur Trimmed Puffer Jacket - with it's cute ruffle front and faux fur hoodie. Love the striped tights too Coco : )

Monday, January 26, 2009

Commerical radio's Hottest 100

I enjoyed the Triple J Hottest 100 yesterday. I am not a regular (or even irregular) listener of the Jays. I listen once a year. On Australia Day. And I usually only listen to the Top 20 songs or so. The reason is that I don't really like most of the music they push. Random, mostly crappy, rock acts. Weird female singer-songwriters. Politically motivated Aussie hip-hop (seriously, The Herd need to get some new material. Howard is gone, the War in Iraq is going well... find something new, dudes).

But I enjoyed the top 10 yesterday. Because the majority of the songs were mainstays on commercial radio this year. The Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire' was number one, and a massive hit on the commercial charts. The Presets, with two songs in the top 10, dominated Australian radio, as did MGMT, with three songs in the top 20. Empire of the Sun's 'Walking on a Dream' is the song of the summer (and number four on the Hottest 100).

This is what I expect to happen: Triple J presenters and programmers will now see these acts as "too mainstream" to play on the Jays, and will leave them off future playlists. This type of snobbery and elitism is why no one listens to JJJ. And I mean no one. For all the money pumped into it and the high profile it has, Triple J has a tiny audience.

The heyday of the 90s has subsided. Perhaps JJJ is a victim of its own success? Silverchair, Killing Heidi, Missy Higgins, the Hilltop Hoods and others have got their start on JJJ and then broken through to the mainstream.

But I think it's something different. I think it's the self-righteous attitude of the presenters and programmers. "If you listen to any other music than what we play, you are a sellout." Another problem is the age of those choosing what happens at the station. The age of the actual audience is considerably higher than the target audience. Younger listeners get their music from the internet. 'Who cares what some amateur dude in Sydney wants to play over a radio? What the hell is the radio?'

Anyway, read these articles for more about the ratings and for a former presenter's perspective on why the station is failing in its mission.

The top 20 (songs featured on commerical radio in blue)
  • #1 - Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire
  • #2 - MGMT - Electric Feel
  • #3 - Kings of Leon - Use Somebody
  • #4 - Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream
  • #5 - MGMT - Kids
  • #6 - The Presets - Talk Like That
  • #7 - Pez - The Festival Song(feat. 360 and Hailey Cramer)
  • #8 - The Presets - This Boy's In Love
  • #9 - The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
  • #10 - Drapht - Jimmy Recard
  • #11 - Ladyhawke - My Delirium
  • #12 - Pnau - Embrace
  • #13 - The Herd - The King Is Dead
  • #14 - The Rapture - No Sex For Ben
  • #15 - Cut Copy - Lights and Music
  • #16 - Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me (feat. Regina Spektor)
  • #17 - Dizzee Rascal - Dance Wiv Me (feat. Calvin Harris and Chrome)
  • #18 - MGMT - Time To Pretend
  • #19 - Flight Of The Conchords - Business Time
  • #20 - Birds Of Tokyo - Broken Bones

TIBANYA HARI RAYA CINA!!!

Chinese New Year dh pun tiba so maknanye dh masuk pun tahun baru Year Of Ox!! tahun aku tu kalau nk tau. So mcm biasa bila tiba je raya cina mesti la kedai2 byk yg tutup kalau yg bukak pun kedai2 besar je. Nk jalan2 mall pun berape kerat je kedai yg bukak, jdi activity yg paling elok utk buat masa raya cina just dok umah je! tp tahun ni raya cina mmg cuti panjang for a week! byk la jugak org kota ni balik kampung maka jln2 kt KL, PJ dan mana2 la mmg lengang gilos,xde jammed, xde maki hamun, xde accident, dan byk la sgt polis merata tmpat nk cri makan. 

1 day before hari raya me,nina,mummy,mama lin and the kids pegi la jln2 kt The Curve ,Damansara sbb yg nk pegi Nichii! so kami pun brjalan2 la sebelum kedai semua tutup sbb org2 cina semua nk balik makan besar ngan family. bila dh abis beli2 kt nichii,aku and nina trsangat la lapar sbb sblm kuar umah kitorang x mkn sbb aku ngan nina yg masak so bila dh masak tu amik bau je dh kenyang. bila dh ptg skit bru la nk rasa lapar smpai pening2 kepala.

kami pun cri la tmpat nk makan tp byk sgt yg dh tutup dulu so kami pun decided pegi ke Ikano next to Ikea utk mkn kt Kluang Station! bila dh smpai kt Kluang Station especially nina yg smpai dulu sbb dia yg dh lapar sgt abis dia tinggalkn kitorang. kami pun order la food,mama lin and mummy ngan roti bakar and telur setengah masak, nina ngan nasi goreng while aku lak order nasi lemak ngan ayam masak merah, wuissshhhh sedap la jugak sbb dh lapar jdik bedal je la. 


Barley ice favourite aku...


Karipap yg nmpak je x pedas tp pedas giler + panas sungguh!!

my nasi lemak yg dh sekerat aku bedal bru ingat nk amik gmbar... hehehhh...

masa kami tgh makan tiba2 trdengar la bunyi gendang cina tandanye on da way buat show. bila dh smapi kt depan Kluang Station cina2 gendang tu buat la show tarian Naga Sakti. sempat lgi stop makan and amik pic sbb btul2 brhenti depan kami! 

Tarian Naga dri Ikano!!



eiiikkk, sambil tu masuk la muka aku ngan spec bru!!! hahaahh, murah je xde nama pun tp mmg stylo la tu yg mama lin pun sibuk nk beli gak!! bila dh sama spec mcm nk suruh aku cri yg lain je.. ermmmm!!!

me wit new spec!!

k lahh tu je story yg ada sbb aku pun x tau nk citer ape lagi sbb aku malas nk citer panjang2!!! 

chowwww......


Cute Toys by Les Deglingos at FAO Schwarz Las Vegas

Looking for something unique for Lulu for her 2nd birthday next month, my husband and I came across this gorgeous range of soft toys in the HUGE FAO Schwarz toy store in the Forum Shopping Centre at Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas. Meet Pikos the Hedgehog by Deglingos. Deglingos is loosely translated to be a unique species of contagiously quirky animals. Check out the entire range available at FAO Schwarz. It was a no brainer for me - when I walked past the entire range, it was Pikos and his pink button nose that jumped out at me as if to say "pick me, pick me!". So cute : )

Sunday, January 25, 2009

2Hot2Hundred

It's been a pretty quiet Australia Day so far, but a nice one. The lady and I drove back from the Coast, where we were visiting friends, and listened to the Hottest 100 on the car radio. We're currently hitting the Top 10. There might be a BBQ on the cards tonight, but I'll see what my sister is doing.

Anyway, a tribute to Australian things:

Cricket
Heroic soldiersHelping matesWelcoming people from the rest of the worldCultural cringePretending to like beer/actually liking beerKylie Minogue
And apparently, a new tradition for Australia Day: calling it Invasion Day.
Yeah, I'm not big on this. The new Australian of the Year, Professor Mick Dodson, "says many Aborigines see the landing of the First Fleet in 1788 "as the day on which our world came crashing down''."

I can see where he's coming from. To Aborigines at the time, the landing of the British fleet would have been like an alien invasion today. With their amazing technology (guns, ships, medicine,... clothes), desire for scientific knowledge, and printed language, this truly was a civilisation fantastically and incomprehensibly removed from the indigenous Australians' own.

But... let's calm down here. There was an official apology to the Aboriginal people from the Australian Government last year (which has, in effect, made you and me just as culpable for actions completed 60 years ago as those who did them), but so far no litigation (which is good). Moving Australia Day is a step too far. For the vast majority of Australians, it represents a proud moment in the establishment of this nation. Perhaps a better solution would be to have an Aboriginal Remembrance Day? It would be easier to implement and just as symbolic as moving Australia Day. What do other people think?
 

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