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For all the nerds out there (like me)...

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Iron Man vs. Darth Vader

When I first saw the headline, my inner sci-fi nerdling child said, "No way - Darth Vader is a badass."

But read on dear friends to discover "38 Reasons Why Iron Man is Cooler than Darth Vader."

Dungeons? OK. Dragons? Hell no.

Dungeons and Dragons has been banned in Wisconsin prisons... because Waupun prison thinks it promotes gang-related activity.

Have you ever seen the people who play D&D?  They're nerds.  Like this guy:

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That's not a real dagger.  I think it's a paper towel tube covered in duct tape.  Here's what a gang of nerds looks like:

NERDS!!!!!

Not scary.  Unless you're the Alpha Betas and you really want to win the Greek Games. 

Now here's what happens when you have a real gang:

This guy apparently forgot to use his Magic Shield of Alagor before rolling hit points.  What a n00b

See the difference? 
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