Dumbest place to be a peeping tom? Strip club.

Hmmm... you just paid the $10 cover to get in to the strip club and now you want to see some naked ladies.  Do you:

A) Grab some dollar bills and head to the stage.
B) Bust out some $20's and get some lapdances.
C) Break into the crawlspace in the ceiling to spy on the already naked women in their dressing room.

Apparently this guy chose poorly: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/192357.asp