Dumbest place to be a peeping tom? Strip club.

Hmmm... you just paid the $10 cover to get in to the strip club and now you want to see some naked ladies.  Do you:

A) Grab some dollar bills and head to the stage.
B) Bust out some $20's and get some lapdances.
C) Break into the crawlspace in the ceiling to spy on the already naked women in their dressing room.

Apparently this guy chose poorly: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/192357.asp

Everything you learned on TV is wrong...

OK, not EVERYTHING.  But there are at least these seven things that you think you know about police procedure that are completely wrong.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/0/5/9/17059.jpg?v=1

Remember these the next time you get arrested and demand your phone call.

And know that if that hooker is really a cop - she doesn't have to tell you until you're already in handcuffs.  Jail-type handcuffs, not the fun kind.

Hey, what's this white powder on my Rocky Road?

My Three Songs today:
1. Judas Priest - Breakin' the Law
2. Eric Clapton - Cocaine
3. Van Halen - Ice Cream Man

The theme: This guy, who begged to get an ice cream vendors license from the Green Bay city council, only to get busted for selling cocaine two days later.