They're destructive. They're perfect. They're... Pet rocks.
Pet rocks are the best pets of all. Why? Because they'll NEVER complain when you forget to feed them. As a matter of fact, they can still live without feeding them! However, they are quite stupid and only know three tricks- sit, lie and play dead, but that's okay. You wouldn't need to to go through all that hustle and bustle to train them. Pet rocks are the perfect listeners and they live forever and ever. The only problem is who will care for it when you're dead already?
There are many things you can do with a pet rock. For instance, dress it up as Luke Skywalker and create a mental connection with it.
I once gave a football coach a pet rock, and now it's your turn to make pet rocks for others! Perhaps even a whole family of pet rocks.
Oh, and I also just changed my settings so even the non-bloggers can comment.
CHECK IT OUT! ;)
There are many things you can do with a pet rock. For instance, dress it up as Luke Skywalker and create a mental connection with it.
I once gave a football coach a pet rock, and now it's your turn to make pet rocks for others! Perhaps even a whole family of pet rocks.
Oh, and I also just changed my settings so even the non-bloggers can comment.
CHECK IT OUT! ;)
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