My Three Songs: 02/09/11

1. Van Halen - Feel Your Love Tonight
2. J. Geils Band - Love Stinks
3. Dos Guyz - CMIII

Theme :: Clay Matthews scheduled to appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight.

My Three Songs: 02/07/11

1. Guns n' Roses - Yesterdays
2. Bad Company - Run with the Pack
3. Queen - We Will Rock You / We Are the Champions

Theme :: Green Bay Packers are Super Bowl Champs!

My Three Songs: 02/04/11

1. U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday
2. Stealer's Wheel - Stuck in the Middle With You
3. Da Wurst Band In Da World - Da Packer Super Bowl Drinkin' Song

Theme :: Just a minor sports event going on this Sunday between Pittsburgh and Green Bay...

Liquid Lunch Drink of the Day: Quarterback Sack

Perfect for watching the NFL Playoffs this weekend (or listening to the Packers game on 105.7 WAPL)!

Quarterback Sack Drink Recipe
2 oz Gin
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple Sec
4 oz Bloody Mary Mix
Splash tonic water

Fill a mixing glass with ice combine all ingredients except tonic water, shake and strain into four shot glasses. Top with tonic water. (Makes four 1 1/2-ounce servings.)

My Three Songs: 01/13/11

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Saturday Night Special
2. Billy Falcon - Power Windows
3. Bad Company - Run with the Pack

Theme :: Packers @ Falcons, this Saturday for the NFL Playoffs.  Listen to the game on 105.7 WAPL.

My Three Songs: 09/27/10

1. Van Halen - Feel Your Love Tonight 
2. Bad Company - Run with the Pack 
3. Ted Nugent - Fred Bear 

Theme :: Monday Night Football - Packers at the Bears.  Catch the game on WAPL.

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack... and boogers and mold and rat feces.

Mmm... enjoy that ballpark frank with a side of relish and e.coli.  This week ESPN posted the inspection reports from vendors at all MLB, NFL, NBA, and NHL venues.  And the results are not good.

Lambeau Field
Green Bay Packers
Vendors with critical violations: 18%
Inspection report excerpt: Two locations were cited after inspectors found an employee who "did not wash hands after blowing nose or eating food prior to handling customer food or ice."

Miller Park
Milwaukee Brewers
Vendors with critical violations: 33%
Inspection report excerpt: Mold was growing in ice machines at six locations.

So just remember that you've got a 1-in-5 chance of getting some dude's slobber on your nachos next time you're at a Packers game, and a 1-in-3 chance that your soda is being cooled with fungus when you're cheering on the Brewers.

By comparison, Wrigley Field had zero violations, despite the fact that I have to pee in a trough every time I buy bleacher tickets. 12% of vendors at Soldier Field had violations, almost all due to a lack of hot water. But I'd rather deal with cold water than a snot-covered bratwurst any day.

Check out the complete list here.

And remember to never, ever, under any circumstances eat anything in Florida.  Or at a Wizards game.

Packers Fans... WTF?

Ok. Seriously. I know you love the Packers. And I know you're upset because...

A) Brett Favre is playing for the Vikings now.
B) Brett Favre and his Vikings kicked the crap out of the Packers last week.
C) Aaron Rodgers is getting sacked more often than he's completing passes.
D) You're probably going to finish third in the division behind the Bears and Vikings.

But you really need to CALM THE F*#K DOWN! It's just football. It's a game. You're going to have good seasons... and bad seasons... and a lot of mediocre seasons in between. There's no reason to STAB A VIKINGS FAN over it. No matter how much Vikings fans piss us all off sometimes.

Remember... You had plenty of bad seasons even when Favre was still playing for the Pack. And there was a LONG stretch in the 80's when the Packers plain out sucked. You'll get through it. Things will get better. At least you're not a Lions fan.

There's no reason to be a drunken idiot and stab someone. Let us Bears fans be the dicks of the NFC North. We've had plenty of practice, and usually no one gets stabbed over it.