Least probable job titles*- Professional internet forum commenter (no one... no one... would ever get paid to do that)
- Sensitivity trainer for rugby league players (either this job does not exist, or whoever is doing is
incredibly bad at it)
- Bai Ling's personal stylist (take a look...
this woman clearly dresses herself)
- Professor of Climate Change Skepticism (cos no university would ever fund that!)
- Toilet cleaner at Irish Murphys (because they clearly have never existed)
*Inspired by this sentence: "They were The Lavender Panthers, formed in the '70s in San Francisco as the direct result of pervasive gay bashing across the country. The Reverend Ray Broshears, (who, as an openly gay Pentecostal Evangelist preacher has to be the man with the least probable job in ****ing history) formed the group after getting his own ass kicked for being gay and in public." From this article. Actually, if you haven't read Cracked - bookmark it. It's updated every day and it's funnier than me.
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