Flo Rida's stripper anthems

Searches that found my blog: once again!

prison boys fear strip searches
Hmmm... I've no doubt that they do. Some of the weirdos might look forward to it. More worringly (for me), is that this particular search tossed up a link to my blog.

popular boy with unpopular girlfriend
Ahh this old chestnut! Well, my advice is to man up. If you're popular, use your popularity to make your girlfriend popular too. If she's unpopular for a good reason, ie, she's a bitch or she's cheating on you, well... your friends might be onto something there.

crazy bitch
This one is strange. Not only did this find my blog, but they checked out a couple of pages and spent half a minute reading. I'm confused. I'm not keeping the crazy bitches here! I would check out some of the GoFugYourself archive for that kind of thing.

"straps in my ride" meaning
This is referring to the T.I. song 'Ready For Whatever'. T.I.'s bodyguard was caught trying to buy assault weapons in 2007 for his boss. The police arrested T.I. and he was facing a pretty long time in jail. A 'strap' is slang for 'gun', eg "Are you strapped?" (Do you have a gun?). So T.I. is rapping about being caught with guns in his car. He ended up getting one year in jail, which I think starts soon. The song 'Ready For Whatever' gives his side of the story, where he admits to breaking the law, accepts the punishment, but asks that people consider he was trying to look out for his family's safety following attacks.

analysis of flo rida's "right round" lyrics
I've been thinking about this song a bit. It's a fantastic piece of pop music. If I was out dancing and this came on, my feet would barely touch the floor cos I'd be dancing so fast. But Flo Rida is going to need to get a new angle soon. So far his two biggest hits have been "Low", about a stripper he takes home after seeing her work the pole, and "Right Round", about a stripper who works the pole so well that he spends all his money at the club. Both were incredibly catchy songs. But eventually Flo Rida's "stripper anthems" will fade. And he'll need something new. As for the analysis, well... read the lyrics here. There's not much too it.

connie mitchell boobs
Yet again! Connie's boobs are clearly popular. Unfortunately, I've now become the number one ranked site on Google for that particular search. That's... not great. I think Connie and Sneaky Sound System are great. But I don't want to be associated with her boobage. So from now on, no more mentions!