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Friday, February 5, 2010

Boots with the furrrrr...

Things from which my knowledge comes almost exclusively from rap songs

1) Whether police can search your car without a warrant. "The glove compartment's locked, so's the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you're gone need a warrant for that." I have no idea if the law is the same in Australia, but I feel I can rely on Jay-Z in court.

2) Applebottom jeans. They are jeans, usually worn by "shawtys", and they have the effect of making her booty look bigger. This is desirable. The label was started by Nelly (who appreciates a whole lot of junk in the trunk), but is referenced in heaps of rap songs. Oprah has worn them and included them as one of her favourite things.

3) Strip clubs and 4) 'making it rain'. Rappers love strip clubs. This is where they differ from rock stars. Rock stars get women throwing themselves at them for free. Rappers pay for it. This is most evident in Lil Wayne's quote where he said he woke up in bed with four beautiful women, didn't know any of their names, and realised he was a rock star. So he started recording rock songs. Anyway, rappers compete to be the one who can make the strippers go crazy. To do this, the 'make it rain'. That involves throwing cash up in the air while strippers dance around underneath it. They 'make it rain money'. Poor rappers use dollar bills, but rich ones boast about using $50 notes.

5) The 1st and 15th. The 1st and 15th of each month are the days when the social security cheques come out (aka dole day). So everyone has money on those two days.

6) 50 Cent's penis. Thankfully I have never encountered it in the flesh. But I've heard a lot about in rap songs. Apparently women like it, but men also tend to "get on it" too. Fiddy repeatedly calls out "fags" and "gays" but also talks about other rappers who are apparently "on [his] [penis]". So I am slightly confused about it.

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