A random list

Facebook groups I saw today

"I have worked in retail and thus have lost all faith in humanity"
Fair play. My sister is going through this at Big W at the moment. Laybuy seems to attract the stupidest type of customers, apparently.

"BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY IN CANADA AND LONGER JAIL TIMES"
My favourite thread title? "What wood you do if a loved one was mudrered by a sick freak, what wood you do trust the justices laws. what wood u do." Except it was all in caps. A compelling argument.

"I grew up in Australia in the 90s"
"Don’t push me, push a push pop!"
"Australia didn’t always win the cricket."
"Noni, Monica and that bald guy named George on Play School."
"You always used to see that dried out, white dog poo on the footpath. You never see that anymore."

"Journalists against vox pops"
Anyone who has worked as a journo knows to fear and hate vox pops. Usually because you spend an hour wandering around the city getting rejected by people, only for the ones willing to talk to be turn out to be a) from overseas, or b) functionally retarded.

"Real friends kill friends who become zombies"
"If you really love someone there's one topic that will inevitably come up. At some point you have to sit down with those close to you and make them swear that if you become a zombie they will kill you right away... and let them know that you'll kill them in the same event. That's what real friendship is all about."

For the record, I am a member of one of these groups.