Challenge: describe movies in seven words

Your challenge! Figure them out:

Loser impregnates hot chick, continues being loser.

Arnie not evil, dies; 'will be back.'

Jessica Alba in a bikini. In greyscale.

Street rat gets princess. Thanks singing genie!

Drag queens on a bus. Not sexy.

Cockneys have cool accents yeah. Everybody dies!

Bride's wedding destroyed? You get the sword!

Have fun!

And, apropos of nothing, here is a photo of Tyra Banks - the one that made her supermegafamous. That is all.