Today: "how to make a boy feel bad for what he did" A lot depends on what he actually did of course, but I'll run through a few sure-fire ways to make him feel bad. Whether it will make him feel bad for what he did, that's going to be tougher. He might feel bad and wish he hadn't done it because otherwise you wouldn't have hurt him back so badly, but he might not realise his actions were inherently wrong. Either way, some instructions!
Attempt one: physical pain. Nothing makes a boy feel bad like a good hit in the nads.
As an option, it's satisfying, you get to see the boy rolling round in pain, tears in his eyes, and he may even vomit. However it's not a particularly lasting pain. Sure, it could end up being pretty tender for a couple of weeks. And possibly he'll think "damn, I must have done something bad to deserve that". But odds are he'll just think "that crazy bitch kicked me the balls! crazy!"Attempt two: public humiliation. This is a surprisingly powerful weapon.
One of the best ways is to expose intimate, secret knowledge about the boy's activities at a public gathering, hopefully involving his friends and family. A good choice would be a family dinner, in which you can storm up to him and angrily confront him about what he's done. Be sure to loudly include the most horrible things before he gets a chance to respond, so that his family can all hear. That way, even if he does respond to you, the damage is done. Another option would be to do the confronting at school, uni, or, if you're really upset, a family wedding. Although you're more likely to piss off the bride, and that will mean your death will soon follow. So maybe stay away from weddings.Attempt three: turning the tables. A poetic piece of justice.
Depending on what the boy did to you, arranging a situation where he is hurt the same way he hurt you can be very satisfying. It will take a lot of planning, and a lot of patience, and you might have to pretend like everything is okay just to get close enough to be able to execute your plan. However the results can be very enjoyable. You will probably need to bring some friends in on the plan, and you'll probably need a video camera too. Just in case it doesn't work out, the footage might still be useful for a public humiliation.Attempt four: anonymous gossip. This can be especially insidious.
The best way would be to reveal some gossip about him that only you could have found out... but then add a few extra details. That way, if he wants to come out and deny the extra stuff, he then has to reveal to everyone how badly he treated you. So he has a choice: let the horrible rumours continue to circulate, or come out publicly and admit what he did to you. This does have some dangers of course, because he could start some of his own rumours about you, so you have to be prepared for that.So, anonymous, wronged reader! I hope that helps you.
Tomorrow I look at "assonance in rap lyrics". Get ready!
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