(inspired by Pryderi)
Green Day
Formed in 1987, they've been punk rocking their way through eight albums and 22 million sales since then. Time to say goodbye boys. Your sound is tired, your politics are boring, and men your age should have grown out of eyeliner.
The Offspring
Currently working on a new album, this band formed in 1984. Enough already! You're like, so punk n shizz, but your target market is young enough to be your daughter's younger reading buddy at school. Ixnay on the Offspringay.
Oasis
It hurts to say it, but I think they should work on something different. Noel needs a different challenge, and is heart really isn't in it anymore. Liam could do with a career change too. I love them, but they need to stop.
ALSO
Songs that would not get released today
Gary Puckett and the Union Gap - Young Girl
"Young girl, get out of my mindRolling Stones - Stray Cat Blues
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl, you're much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough to give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth, oh
Young girl, get out of my mind ....
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it is wrong to be alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, oh
Young girl, get out of my mind ....
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time to change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, oh
Young girl, get out of my mind ...."
"I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
I can see you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.
You look so weird and you're so far from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!
I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.
You say you got a friend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back"
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