Random Blue Chicks

Here are a couple of chicks that I've found that don't really have a place of their own. There's lots like that. It's amazing how many. Looks like I'm not the only one with a blue thing...

Fan Costumes Volume 1

Random Blue Fan Costume Chicks

Not all blue chicks are created equal. Or dressed up as in an equally hot way. It's true. I know, I know. BLUE CHICKS ARE HOT! Believe you me, I've spent a little bit of time cruising the internet for you, my loyal readers, and I am here to tell you that Blue Chicks are Hot.

Mostly.

Here's a nice little sample. You can judge for yourself.

Laura Ponte

Laura Ponte
Fashion Model

Seriously? Another fashion model? You betcha. Now, I'm not going to say I ever had a subscription to Elle or Harper's Bazaar. I'm not saying I ever leafed through a Cosmo or an Allure magazine. But I ain't saying I never had a Playboy collection, either. Anyway.

Laura Ponte is an old favorite of mine. And as always with these models, eventually they do some off the wall bizarre ad campaign where they are dressed up like Supreme Being Zombies (or maybe Ronald McDonald's daughter Zombie). Or other strange and fancifully sexy costumes.

"Really? Am I an Aries?"

Sure, she does regular ad type stuff too. But she's still hot as a civilian. She even makes me want to pick up an orange mini for my collection. Er, I mean, my hot fashion model girlfriend's collection of skimpy clothes.

but the Undressing might cost a little more...

Don't worry, it's fake fur.

And this last is my favorite pic of Laura. She always strikes me as some wicked villainess from a fantasy novel or an episode of Firefly. Great, shouldn't have mentioned that. Now I'm imaging her and Morena Baccarin making out...

Shiva - Final Fantasy

Shiva
Final Fantasy X-2

Not the Indian goddess (although the Indian goddess Shiva is actually both male and female, like the Asari, I guess. Not sure what this hermaphroditic blue skinned thread means, nor why I noticed it. Anyway, back to the commentary before I say too much...). This is Shiva from the super popular game series Final Fantasy.

This chicky is bad ass, apparently. I've never played the game in any form so I can't really comment on it, and I am not quite sure if she's a good guy or a bad guy. I guess at the end of the day it doesn't really matter, because a blue (or purple) skinned half naked bad ass video game girl doesn't need something like "sides" holding us back from appreciating her for her true hotness.

There are tons of youtubes available, just search "Shiva final fantasy" and have fun.

Blue Female - Annemarie McCambridge

Blue Female
Acrylic by Annemarie McCambridge

The hot blue chick in this acrylic painting by Annemarie McCambridge is one of her finer pieces. She does surgery paintings as well. Not exactly sure why, but the one with the view of the doctors looking down from the perspective where you are the patient...little creepy. Even for me. But the blue chick - I would compare her to Aayla Secura, or maybe that hot blue Andorian chick by Chonastock.

I like her style in this - it is more evocative than most of her other works.

Notice the use of the darker hues to denote the shadows on the body, fading into the darkened background. It's a great use of chiaroscuro, if I ever saw one. And the lines are sexy like noone's business.

I highly recommend this artist if you're looking for something to hang on your wall.

I'll leave you with "Last Thing I Saw".

Blue Mailboxhead

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Wow. I thought the Blue Chick on the Bull was odd. I put this in the same category. In fact, I'm creating a new tag for posts just for this picture. Odd. Can you imagine what the Postman must think? This isn't the picture I'm trying to take if I'm this guy's neighbor. I'm going for the shot of the Postman feeling up our luscious boxheaded woman when he thinks no one is looking. Yeah, you know he would.

Maybe even "her".

Yeah. I got nothing else to go with this one. Except maybe this other great mailbox, also blue. Also very sexy.

Featured Artist - Adam Hughes

Featured Artist - Adam Hughes

Dude. I know I'm supposed to lead off with a colored chick. But dayum. Fett in ultimate glory. I'm a Fett fan, and lemme say this is my favorite. Hands down. So I had to lead off our Featured Artist for March with the Boba Fett. Anyways, I'll continue below with chicks. As soon as I get over the coolness of that pic.

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Adam Hughes is probably best known for the Wonder Woman, but I prefer his Super Girl.

And again, I realize she isn't colored. But don't forget in her original form she's grey, so that's gotta count for something, right? But, we aren't here to talk about Super Girl (yet). We're here to talk about Adam Hughes. He's done a lot of comic book work, but also for other genres such as *ahem* adult magazines. Wink wink. The articles. Just the articles. And the Adam Hughes art.

But he has tackled several girls whom we adore, including Darth Talon and Aayla Secura.

Aayla Secura, Shaak Ti, and Barriss Offee

Darth Talon

Also, not sure if the other Twi'lek girl is Aayla or not (I don't think she is), this is a very nice picture regardless of who she is.

This one is a Catwoman. The title is S. Lee Catwoman. I'm not sure why she's blue. I don't remember Julie Newmar being blue.  I don't remember Michelle Pfeifferbeing blue. But it works. Especially the hair. Not so much the claws - too Lady Deathstrike looking for me. And how on earth would you brush your hair with those? Or take care of, erm, ahem. Family blog. Skip to the next lewd joke.

Whatever, I dig the blue Catwoman.

I couldn't decide on the last regular picture to include. It was a tossup between Black Cat, Princess Leia, or...the chosen pic - Emma Frost. Yeah. She works. Chick in White.

So, that about wraps up Adam Hughes. Check out his work, it's stylized and original in a lot of regards. I'm a big fan of most of his work (excluding his Wonder Woman, for some reason doesn't do it for me). And the last picture, well, those who get it get it.

Aayla Secura - Fan Costumes

Aayla Secura. My favorite blue chick. Here are some fan costumes that have popped up. I was surprised that I couldn't find more, I mean, seriously - if you were a chick and you wanted to dress up as something, why WOULDN'T you dress up as Aayla Secura?

I think a lot of people out there need their heads examined.

Blue Mannequin - Estethica

I guess people really do buy Blue Mannequins. I don't really understand it, but I'm not complaining.

Featured Artist - Samantha Meagan Bowe

Eirwen the Snow Queen. Shiver me timbers!

This month's featured artist is Samantha Meagen Bowe. I found this chick's artwork on a felf (if you don't know what a felf is, let me educate you. It's an elf with an adjective at the beginning. I'll give you a hint as to what the "f" stands for. It doesn't stand for "fun" or "fandango". Think about an aquatic bird, then I will tell you that I prefer dwarves. Still can't figure it out? Tough.) site called Elfwood. I initially intended on showcasing Eirwen, but then I had the bright idea to do a feature article on a different artist each month, that uses blue or other colors for their models. So here she is.

Samantha Meagan Bowe

Sammie, according to her Felfwood account, is a self-taught graphic artist using a couple of programs. Here is her desc of herself: "Samantha Started Computer Graphics about 4 years ago with Photoshop and got into 3D Art about 2 years ago with Poser and Vue 6 Esprit. Self taught but would like to take some classes to learn even more. Fantasy art is my favorite."

I wouldn't call her a Poser. Wait, that's the name of the program she uses. I would call her talented at making hot chicks Pose in graphic representations. Let's look at a couple now.

Tulip

"Tulip" is a purple haired chick with a bunch of face jewelry. Sammie seems to like the little gem things affixed to the faces of a bunch of her models, and I think she makes good use of them. Even a cute little heart in that pointy ear. And a couple of rings. And a nose ring. Well, nose stud. All brought forth with a terrific purple ensemble of colors.

I'm not sure about the cat eyes, they could be creepy in another situation but I guess on Tulip it just adds to her mystique (not that mystique). Not that she needs any help. Tulip could plant her tulips anywhere she wanted to in my garden.

Eternal Bloom

 Next up is "Eternal Bloom". Now, this one is pretty and all, but I can't really figure out why she chose to call it eternal bloom. Do you think of cold blue images when you think of eternal blooming things? Not me. I think of warm green lush sorts of images. Maybe Sam is Siberian. Or maybe she thinks "bloom" means "freeze". Could be an ESL situation or something.

But EB (Eternal Bloom) has a great psychedelic theme going for it - the twisting column, the hidden symbols in the background, and the seemingly inappropriate title. But let's stop dwelling on the title and dwell on the blue hair, blue lips and pale skin. OK. Done with EB? Let's move on to my other favorite (Eirwen up top is my first favorite).

Come with me.

Come With Me. No, really. That's the title. Although I might want her to replace the "With" with another word that rhymes with "Don"

"Come With Me". I think the title just about says it all.

Samantha has some great artwork so far. I found her work on a couple of sites, but I haven't found more pictures than what she has on Elfwood. I think her composition is pretty good, and her models are uber-hot, but I think she focuses too much on the girls just standing there looking pretty and not enough on doing some action scenes. I would be more than willing to model with one of her creations in, shall we say, less than Prime Time appropriate scenes?

I couldn't decide if I should leave off with Allura the Elfin Enchantress, or Abby Sciuto (from NCIS). So, in the interest of giving more than less, here are both.

Abby Sciuto. I'd love to see her do Linda Fiorentino from Men in Black

Allura the Elfin Enchantress. Please, pick up your umbrella. Slowly. And bend at the waist, not the knees.

Copycat - Marvel

Vanes

Vaness...

Va.

Vanessa Car

Jesus, I can't get it out.

Vanessa Carlysle. Sorry I kept stuttering there at the beginning, but that is what this chick does to my jaw. I mean, holy smokes. Copycat can keep me whenever she wants. And she knows where I live? Sweet. Hurry on over, and don't worry, I'll kick Mystique out before you get here.

Or maybe not. I mean, come on. How cool would it be to hook up with TWO shapeshifters? They could both become each other. Mystique could look like Copycat and Copycat could look like Mystique. Or they could both look like Copycat. Then you have to try telling them apart. Then, spin the dial and...Right Hand on Blue! Twister!!!


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OK, back to the post.

Yeah, you want to know about her, she once posed as Domino for awhile. What would happen if Copycat as Domino ended up hooking up with Rogue and Rogue got Copycat's power to shapeshift and she turned herself into Domino and hooked up with Domino?

Ah, the possibilities are endless.

So, I'll be waiting for you to show up, Copycat.

Enough with the Ent metaphors.

Featured Artist - Christel Eldrim

Featured Artist of the Month

Take me to your leader. I have something important to show him.

As near as I can tell, Estethia is the website of one Christel Eldrim, a photographer / photoshop artist from Sweden who photographs hot women and transforms them into hot artistic fairies or alien chicks.

I discovered her whilst searching for Blue aliens. I found the one above. A very clean, very intriguing alien woman who was pulling down her space-age robe.

Immediately intrigued, I discovered that this was a one-off photoshop of some really hot regular chick, it wasn't an actual photograph of a real blue alien chick being held in Area 51. I mean, they have to have SOME sort of entertainment out there all alone with maximum secrecy, right?

Um, digression. Sorry.

Back to Christel -

She uses a couple of different models and does very artistic shoots. And sexy. Very sexy. How do you say sexy in Swedish? Something with a bunch of zeroes hanging over the letters in random places, I'm sure. But we call it Estethia. However the heck you pronounce that.

Charleston

One of her best models, in our so humble opinion, is Alexandra. She appears on the Estethia website in several outfits, under the category Portrait> Alexandra. It doesn't seem to be possible to link directly to a picture page, or I would. It's up to you if you want to see more of this stunning brunette.

The image of her in the periwinkle dress is titled "Charleston". I don't know if Christel named the photo or if it was named by whoever's website I found it on. The Swedish site doesn't have titles, just numbers in the series.

Why a Swedish glamour photographer would be naming a picture after a city in South Carolina is beyond me. I guess it's the cultural sway of the deep South. Whatever the connection, I'm glad to see this shot, especially the pearl necklace. Very Belle.

Sous l'eau

Then there's the underwater beauty shot, named "Sous l'eau". Which translates loosely from the French as "I was fishing in the pond behind my house and caught this on my fishing line, so I pulled it from the water. That's the honest truth, officer".

I don't really think she is underwater though, any more than Samwise Astin was underwater in his drowning scene in Fellowship of the Rings, though. Although what we don't know won't hurt us.

The other pictures of Alexandra are as captivating as these, although without so much Blue in them. I'll leave Alexandra with one more shot - no title, just the number 11 in the series.

Picture #11 of 16. But who's counting?

Her other favorite model of ours is Mea. A fiery redhead, Mea appears in a series of Victorian feeling shots that I'm sure the Victorians would love to feel.

This counts as a White chick, I believe. Or Very Very Pale. Jonathan Harker wouldn't have a chance against this vixen. And face it, neither would you. Tick tock, tick tock. That's the sound of your life running out to meet this chick at the nearest blood bar for a quick cocktail.

I mean, I could start going on about composition and lighting and balance and all that artistic stuff. Or, I could just leave you with a final impression of Christel as an artist worthy of being put into the Hall of Fame for hot hot pictures. In fact, as the first Featured Artist of the Month, Christel should feel honored to be the inspiration for your viewing enjoyment.

"Should", I said. Not "Will".

I'm not saying there's so many more hot pics of these two hotties that you owe it to yourself to go visit her website, but if you don't, your friends will question your sanity.

"Will", I said. Not "Should".


On a parting note, I'll leave you with an article that explains how Christel turned an otherwise normal looking hot chick into a seductive, blue skinned hot chick. Because you were looking for the articles, right?