Awesome lists

I love rediscovering old favourites. Like this list.
Top 278 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with "pants"

- "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
- "You are unwise to lower your pants."
- "Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
- "Search your pants, you know it to be true."
- "Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader."

Heh heh heh. Of course, I enjoy trying to remember which lines go where in which movies, but hey, enough about me...
This is another awesome list:
The Rules of Gunfighting

1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

27. Regardless of whether justified of not, you will feel sad about killing another human being. It is better to be sad than to be room temperature.