Vina the Orion Slave Girl

Vina the Orion Slave Girl

And some other random Slave Girl trying to get someone to buy her.

And then there are those of  us  you that spend too much time in our Mom's basement.

Marta the Orion Slave Girl

 

Marta the Orion Slave Girl
From Star Trek

Hubba, hubba. At least, that's what they said back in the day when Kirk locked lips with a green chick. While he wasn't the first man to kiss an alien looker, Kirk certainly did it with style. Orion slave girl. Mmmm.

I wonder if it's time to update the Jolly Green Giant into something more like this.

In the Original Star Trek Series (known to Trekkers as Star Trek: TOS), the Orions were first met in 2154. There are other Orion Slave Girls, but Marta is probably the best known (for obviously leggy reasons). Yvonne Craig portrayed Marta in TOS (see above if you've already forgotten what TOS stands for), but is better known for her role of Batgirl in the Batman TV series.

Blue Chick? Nope. Hot chick? YEP!

Spock - Cliff Nielsen

Spock
by Cliff Nielsen

What a great pic, huh? Cliff Nielsen also did The Blue Girl, which we just covered a couple of posts ago.He's done some other covers too. Great work, this is possibly my favorite, even more than the Blue Girl. At least Spock has green blood, so he's earned a place here based on that.

I'm sure some chicks would dig those pointy ears.

Um, not sure that came out right.

Back to Vulcan!
(oops, no more Vulcan. Sorry, too soon?)

Andorian Woman - Chonastock

Andorian Woman
From Chonastock

Holy Transporter Beam! Scotty, get her OUT of there before she gets Red Shirted!

Chonastock has a bunch of different series. Woads, Pirates, and some hottie Red Shirted Star Trek: ToS beauties. Among the gems is this fabulous, no fantastic, no AMAZING Andorian chick. Blue skinned to the miniskirt, this chick should be hired immediately or the ghost of Roddenbury will spin in his subspace grave.

Rarely has Trek brought us such stunning hotness on their own. Seriously, Troi was supposed to be the big sex symbol of TNG? Yeah, yeah, 7 of 9. But for true, this has got to be the hottest babe since B'elanna Torres. Sorry, 7, but this Andorian is a 10.

Check out the rest of her directly at Chonastock's deviantART page here. And seriously, enjoy. It doesn't get much better than this. Hopefully Scotty gets her out safe.

"You'd better come look at this strange structure I shouldn't be touching."

"Hey, what's that sensor reading moving towards us?"

Chapter 66.3: 30 Years of Voyager

I've been a self-proclaimed "spaceophile" for many years, though my interest was rekindled in the mid 1990s by the film Apollo 13 and gained root with From the Earth to the Moon on HBO.

I like to call July 20 Moon Day, because it is the date on which we first set foot there. Less well known, however, are the adventures of the Voyager probes. And now we are celebrating thirty years since their launch. Today is the thirtieth anniversary of Voyager 2's launch, and its sister ship, Voyager 1, was launched just a couple weeks before that on August 20, 1977.

Both are now past the heliosphere, still sending messages and data all these years later. I believe there will be stories to tell about these ships to the generations that have been born since.

Of course, several films have already used the Voyager ships to lead into tales -- the first Star Trek movie and Carl Sagan's Contact to name just a couple -- so I'm not venturing too far afield when I say that, but I believe there's more out there. Whether I tell those tales or not, I don't know, but it's comforting to know that there's knowledge to be gained beyond our solar system. Happy Anniversary, Voyager.