Business plan

• Fact: I put a bag of rubbish from my room in the bin last night. While I slept.
• Possible explanation: I have micro-managed my brain to get cleaning chores done while I sleep.
• Possible outworking: I could get all my household chores done while I sleep, leaving more time for fun.
• Possible next step: I hire myself out as a cleaner at night, sleeping through that job while working another one during the day, thus earning two salaries but still getting enough sleep.
• Next step: Profit.