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Friday, April 14, 2006

Jokes


A good one to share with all of you!

Bola Ige died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall ofclocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock moves one step."

"Oh," said Ige, "whose clock is that?""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating thatshe never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Ige. "And whose clock is that one?"

Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that America'sformer President told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush' clock?" asked Ige.
"It's in Jesus' office.
"He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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